Masturbating at work ....

Was there a queue at the ladies' then?

So it was you at the urinal!

You bus drivers are all the same

Under the desk whilst eying up the new temp

Thank you Gordon.....

When do you retire as a Lollipop Man?

Got to be a teacher.

don't stand ...don't stand....don't stand so close to me ..

Work for many is a realm they enter away from real life. to return back to sanity when the shift is done. If you are**ing at work, you got it bad.

Have to admit to this, managing betting shops years ago used get the odd stunner working on the till.

Couldn't get me head down to knock the bets out without knocking one out before the first race.

Facts 07 Dec 13:51
don't stand ...don't stand....don't stand so close to me ..



i`m not surprised you weirdo

I wouldn't have thought this very advisable if your job was a Trapeze artist.

Nor if you were Edward Scissorhands - If you're him, I'd steer clear of trapeze artistry too.

It cost me my job as an entertainer at childrens parties.