Window cleaner has just come round with a Xmas card ...

just leave him more spooge on the wndow than usual

works his arse off give him a tip u tight wod

a friendly act like that... and you see subterfuge in it ...
the Royal Mail was MY first Xmas card this year ...
Did I suspect them of some kind of cynicism ??
OF COURSE I kfin did !!!!! :^0

Tell him the Inland Revenue have inquired about the cash you have handed him over the years....you'll never see the f00ker again.

ask to see his Risk Assesment + Method Statement for doing your windows

Stop being such a tight fisted cvnt and give him at least a score.

In fact give him more.

in fact give him a bonus on top......

Marketing. Supermarkets and big firms do this sort of thing all the time.
I agree, give him a score.

I pay my cleaner €30 a week, she does three hours or so. I'll give her a €40 xmas box, I think that's fair..

give him a tip ,poor old sod

Tell your dustmen you bought them a pint of beer, but drank it yourself as it was full right up to the top, almost overflowing - so you knew they wouldn't take it

tell the sponging git to get a job with rbs

i gave my window cleaner his tip yesterday, he only comes around once a month. so thought that would be it til after xmas. he then said i'l; be around again before xmas. told him not to bother till the new year.

Lager Khan giving our old fav Ken M a run for his money these days.

thought about this maybe after your wife's chrismas box were you out at the time sorry to be crude ask your self is he sniffing around

does he sneek about on the quiet?

maybe if you cought him with your wife he could streak away and make a clean getaway

perhaps his old scrubbers worn out ?

he is looking for soapy bubble

HRH The Lager Khan 05 Dec 16:10


Tell your dustmen you bought them a pint of beer, but drank it yourself as it was full right up to the top, almost overflowing - so you knew they wouldn't take it



lmao HRH

spot on.me bin men get nufn

tuck a tea bag in his pocket and tell him to have a drink on me

Dustmen? I'll pour boiling water from an upstairs window on the shiftless 4kers.

They treat my trash like they are playing It's a 4king Knockout.

Cvnts