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3rd poem which I am considering publishing.
Burnt Seaweed.
By Mavis Handbag.
On strolling downst the beach
The merry marksman said
"I couldn't help but notice
Is that seaweed on your head?"
A beard, a hither, a pither,
Something was surely betwix'd
Nigel Nincompoop's underpants
Seemed very badly fixed.
Finally they did plunder
A seventh pheasant anew
3 rhinestone garlic butters, and a CD
of So Solid Crew.
"I got 21 seconds to flow
I got 21 seconds to go
Cause if you like me, lemme know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds
Before I gotta go"
Said the Merry Marksman,
Before setting off into the sunset.
(c) Mavis Handbag
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[x] These checkboxes suck
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December 4, 2009 11:17 PM GMT
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Splicer Keats
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December 4, 2009 11:30 PM GMT
Handbags lyrics are cultural sh1te
Another load of b0ll0x tonight
Come on handbag treat us better
Make poetry from rhymin letter.
Handbags lyrics are cultural sh1teAnother load of b0ll0x tonightCome on handbag treat us betterMake poetry from rhymin letter.
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Velasquez
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December 4, 2009 11:43 PM GMT
Oh, this is quality. These are top poems. I hope Mavis doesn't end up like Syd Barrett, though - or Byron.
Oh, this is quality. These are top poems. I hope Mavis doesn't end up like Syd Barrett, though - or Byron.
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a bitofinterest
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December 4, 2009 11:45 PM GMT
or ayres
or ayres
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bodil
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December 4, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
You can see the brain self-combusting....
You can see the brain self-combusting....
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