Is Masturbation wrong ?

no, keep going

A disgusting habbit.

Filthy.

Even the thought of it makes me wretch.

Only at funerals.

don't understand the question come again

lol

if it's wrong, i dont wanna be right

Yes, should be a lower case "m".

been to Specksavers lately angryfire

It causes insanity.

Hand this one over and let the public decide

FFS,if it was wrong and not allowed or sumthin',most of the forumites would have bawbags down to their knees.

I wish I could read these replies but I can barely see anymore.

Martin pipe returns 04 Dec 19:47
Only at funerals.


Surely its ok at family funerals ?

:) Davefu

It is if your serving soup.

How else would the wife orgasm?

:D

the acid test for anything is "would I mind if I died right now and this is how they found my body" ?

if you would mind - it's wrong.

does that mean taking a dump is wrong? i wouldnt want to be found dead on the pan with my trousers round my ankles.

if you would mind dying on the toilet you need to man up. if it's good enough for the King...

it can make you go blind....now pass me my stick.

I'm dying for a Wii

Juanking in public is illegal, I think.

Makes you blind

Knew a guy once called Spermy Dermy who exercised his wrists thrice daily since the age of 14.

This is the gods honest truth, a doctor friend told me. If you are not very sexually active, masturbating and shooting your load around once every 2 days reduces your chance of prostate cancer by up to 50%

Inactive prostate glands are more likely to develop cancer.

I present proof

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

treble
do you do it 3 times a day!

Right, im gonna strt beatin the hell out of it thrice daily now.

What about overactive ones?

Not 3 times a day. I aint got the energy.

I think you have to find a balance study. About 5 to 6 tosses a week should keep you protected.

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Inspiron...Is that an NHS diagram?

yes if your mum is doing it to you