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sure it's alger and not BITTER you're drinking?
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Never touch "alger" mate nor since my dyslexia was diagnosed - I get sipped too easily.
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Uggghhh....stirring someone else's youghurt....bad arrows :_|
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Martin :^0 I love someone with a sense of humour ;)
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a pleasing riposte :)
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Aaaah - sweet romance!
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Just me then. Nobody else hanker after anything similar after 20 years of marriage ?
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divorce maybe
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dont worry, i will call her taxi
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Great shout Greggo, but surely worth trying stirring the porridge before running up the white flag ?
Our counsellor said to have a try at varying our sex life, so I've been knocking the lass in the next street off, so surely she can do her bit ? |
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whateva floats your boat
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do you want her creamed in every orifice, or just vag?
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Just the rear door preferably though will take what I'm given. A bit of doner hanging out of her bra would really do me a favour too.
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can you re-iterate exactly why u want your wife coming home covered in spooge, rubbish & kebab, having just had her ar5e rogered by another bloke? Thanks
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Not a problem Mave, to reinvigorate our love life.
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maybe she thinks the same about you!
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Cracking idea ! I should go out,** the arze of some random bird then go home with the precum still oozing out of the jappa. If I could find a bird willing to let me in that idea could have some legs.
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Stunning fred!
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Just a small microcosm of the average guy's mind IMO.
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im quite glad I havent got a husband
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Really ? You must spend a fortune on batteries and sherbet then.
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sherbert?
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Do you not have a dog ?
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nope
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OK. Forget the sherbet then.
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Just don't get too Stella'd and go down on her. Yuk
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i dont get it, could you explain
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May I respectfully refer you to the thread about shameful acts....if further enlightenment is required my good friends at petsex.com will be able to help.
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better off taking up swinging or something if u feel like that.
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Swinging ? Bit vanilla IMO.
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vanilla?
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I agree.
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I wonder how many people are going to stagger home after the works/office party and announce to their partners that "like Tiger Woods, I'm human and I'm not perfect." More than a few, I suspect.
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That's given me one almighty horn fella. Will they have strips of doner hanging out their bras too...? Please !!!
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