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04 Dec 09
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Should I publish it?
Street Party
by Mavis Handbag.
The nincompoop pressed his pocket
Into St John's Wort,
A natural aphrodisiac,
Or so he thought.
3 sacks of pepper,
A pencil full of rye
Turned up without their bow-ties
'Tis not known why!
The residents did party
They spilled into the street!
Man, child, animal, boat,
Twas in such joy they did meet!
The party ponce did endeth,
''Salidad!'' came the cry ('Salidad' is Spanish for 'bunion')
They left eating peanuts
And lemonade they did buy (and a jar of pickled onion).
(c) Mavis Handbag 2009.
Street Party
by Mavis Handbag.
The nincompoop pressed his pocket
Into St John's Wort,
A natural aphrodisiac,
Or so he thought.
3 sacks of pepper,
A pencil full of rye
Turned up without their bow-ties
'Tis not known why!
The residents did party
They spilled into the street!
Man, child, animal, boat,
Twas in such joy they did meet!
The party ponce did endeth,
''Salidad!'' came the cry ('Salidad' is Spanish for 'bunion')
They left eating peanuts
And lemonade they did buy (and a jar of pickled onion).
(c) Mavis Handbag 2009.
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These are really good, Mavis. Much more interesting than Sylvia Plath.
boom,boom,boom,
boom.boom,boom,
boom,boom,boom.
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM.
boom.boom,boom,
boom,boom,boom.
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM.
wonderful stuff. wilfred owen eat your heart out
I like Hearts' poem, too. It's one for the Baby Boomer generation.
sylvia plath.... wilfred owen....
To be compared to such literary greats is a real kompliment imvco.
To be compared to such literary greats is a real kompliment imvco.
Hacksaw handbag, your work sucks
Mansfields tale of love and ducks
Doth put you effort in the shade
Like parasolls on promenade
Mansfields tale of love and ducks
Doth put you effort in the shade
Like parasolls on promenade
^^^ A+ imo
up the toooooooooon
quack quack
up the toooooooooon
quack quack
i won 50p at the eisteddfodd in 1976 for poetry :)
Old greggs winds the big boys up
With posts on sex and smut
Shes not a tease she's here to please
A really filthy slip of a girl
With posts on sex and smut
Shes not a tease she's here to please
A really filthy slip of a girl
There was an odd fellow called Mavis
To whom poems were like balls to Steve Davis
He'd go all surreal
add a Pike or an Eel
Then add a last line without rhyming.
To whom poems were like balls to Steve Davis
He'd go all surreal
add a Pike or an Eel
Then add a last line without rhyming.
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