Any of you been dumped/duped someone by text?

my Swedish friend Erin text me the other day to tell me that we need to cool it for a while

No, and no.

Some nutter I met on the beach last year dumped me by text, I'd only known her a week and she decided it would be good to move in and stay for the whole Summer! Not two happenies to rub together I might add. When I said no way was that going to happen she sent me a text saying she didn't want to see me again as I was 'too selfish'. A lucky escape methinks.

lol