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I can stick my finger up my arse, just you try that.
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probably not, same as im blatantly not the only person who can get their whole body through the head of a tennis racket but its still quite rare
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i can turn my eyelids inside out
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Ken, if he did, would you enjoy it?
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Fit the whole head of a tennis racket up my arse and turn it inside out.
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not when it's inside ffs
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I can tap my eyeballs with my finger. A policewoman in Germany felt very faint when she saw me do that. She nearly fell off her horse.
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Can do the inside out eyelids ad tapping my eyeballs thing. I'd have thought anyone who wears contact lenses can do the latter?
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No contact lenses, just tap the whites. For the best effect, look up and half close your eyes. Only the whites are visible.
See, I did learn something at School. |
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No I meant anyone who wears contacts is used to touching their eyeballs and soon realises it's not as abhorrent as it was the first time ;)
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I can stick my nob in my ear.
Which has won me 7 fancy dress competitions, as a petrol pump. |