Why don't people believe in platonic friendship between men and women?

Were you formerly known as Old Greggs Designer Mangina Brooke?And this breast reduction story? Guffaw.

u chopped his head off?

wow - thats serious PMT issues, u got.

Brooke 03 Dec 17:42
none....i dislocated my jaw...hence the braces...and lack of head for my boyf


A 'lady' of true class and decorum.

Breast reduction story? Wow you lot really dont believe anything i say.

It's not that we do not believe you.It's more of a case that you are coming across as a rather cheap,pathetic, simpleton.

Blimey - I'm convinced! Well done on passing the test, your certificate of unquestionable girlie authenticity is in the post. I'm not rude though - just misunderstood.

Im pathetic and cheap?

And youre clearly quite bitter and a bit of an a**hole

Brooke 03 Dec 17:49
Im pathetic and cheap?

And youre clearly quite bitter and a bit of an a**hole

Touched a raw nerve did I ?
I guess you have heard it before !

I just think its a bit harsh.

PS, you forgot the 'simpleton' bit.

Brooke 03 Dec 17:43


Breast reduction ( . ) ( . ) how mutch did you pay for this as i may get my mrs one if not to expensive

Perhaps if you spent less time on this forum and more time out in the real world you would be less of a t**t.

Or perhaps because your so vile no one wants to be friends with you in the outside world, so you just come on here and make remarks about other people to make yourself feel better.

What a sad, pathetic existence you have.

Brooke 03 Dec 17:54
Perhaps if you spent less time on this forum and more time out in the real world you would be less of a t**t.

Or perhaps because your so vile no one wants to be friends with you in the outside world, so you just come on here and make remarks about other people to make yourself feel better.

What a sad, pathetic existence you have.


I wonder if you are an exponent of Freudian or Jungian psychology ?

It cost 5k, if you are gonig to pay for your wife to have one, i would advise against a group like harley medical etc, its like going into a shop, its just a sales spiel and they wanted to charge me 8k.

I highly recommend Prof Kefah Mokbel at the breast institute at the Princess Grace in London, he is amazing, i was back home in 24 hrs.

Brooke
Thanks for that that's not to bad i will probaly got for that for her christmas as they are to big and they get in the road when she washes the car

Little girl,your hypothesis is way off the mark.

Not at all, its the first time ive ever been on the forum and im pretty confident that you are on it everyday.

So you can take Freud and Jung and go f**k yourself

;)

A vivacious lady of true charm and wit.

Just out of sheer interest - how old are you?

Looks like iam in between a Argument here please tell me more about the op was it sore (.) (.)

Of what consequence is my age to you ?

None whatsoever - i was just asking.

Your highness, you know I do not often disagree with you but I think that any 'woman' who thinks you have no charm and are rude is clearly a man.

Continue with the banality of your vacuous tale of your breast reduction.

( . ) :D ( . )

If you have surgery when you are healthy the recovery is much quicker/easier and with cosmetic you arent having an op for medical so its not as bad as having a normal operation.

I was given pain killers afterwards but didnt find i was in a great deal of pain...in hospital you have a drain coming out of each one to get rid of fluid so everytime you move or get up you can feel the drains which isnt that nice...and you are sleeping on your back for a good 4-8 weeks

Also things like going over speed bumps is uncomfortable, you cant drive for 2 - 3 weeks. My recovery time was 2 weeks and i have very little pain. The stitches dissolved so no need to have them removed etc.

Brooke
i let my mrs see your reply and it has put her off suppose i will just gamble the money

i take it jogging aint much fun then?

:)

on that point why do women insist on running when the knockers are flapping about like eddie the eagle edwards ski's?

annie - In the unlikely event I ever need an agent, you've got the gig. Could you write me a glowing reference to show to women please? Just in case they try and run off before the rohypnol kicks in :)

Lol..well running is fine now...its been over a year so i can run...although i have no idea why women think it is acceptable to run without a supportive sports bra...

Well, annie, to answer your question, yes it's true. Me and Delightful, we're not married, but we live together.
We were sort of chatting on here, a bit like this actually, and then she asked if I had msn, then we chatted there, then on the phone, then 5 years ago I drove the 230 miles to Liverpool on Xmas eve and we went fo a drink, then I came back on N Years eve and we went for another (bloody long drive, btw). More phone chat, couple of visits, then I gradually moved in - sort of week here, week at home. Until my dodgy housemate back in Essex did a runner and all my possessions (which I was leaving for him to use while he lived there, and he paid the rent -which as it turns out he didn't) were either burnt or chucked (or left for the new tenants) by the landlord except what I could fit in the car. Which sealed it. :) Although I have had a couple of different jobs here in the last few years, I've never felt tremendously settled, and eventually we'd like to move somewhere else.
I still talk to my ex-wife, though I wouldn't call it a friendship, and like you, I don't think you should ever 'burn your bridges', but we had a relationship and it's now over. In my experience men and women rarely, if ever, have a close relationship which is without some sexualness being involved, though I'm sure it happens for some.

There you go, a tiny bit of life story.

and you moved to loverpool after all that happened :0 masochist imo

hmmm liverpool

could of beenworse
could of been manchester

LMAO at this thread

They're so bleedin' patriotic about the place here too, flea. Gets on one's, eeeeerrrrrmm, neerrrrves it duzzzzz.

I know Study has lived in Luton, therefore the man is as qualified as is possible to know what "grim" truly means!

I think I prefer Manch as it happens GI.
I definitely prefer the south.

This is true HRH - I grew up in Newham too - I think it would be only fair for me to get the chance to start again :)

STUDYFORM
good story

oh ****
if you lived in newham youd know what a dump is then.

I'm thinking of changing my name to Stig.

Blimey Study! If there is any such thing as just reincarnation, you will be born and raised in The Bahamas next time round!

I've lived there too HRH!!!

The man has moved on more times than the gypsies!

Well nearly, I worked (croupier) on a cruise ship in the caribbean in the mid 80's and we went to the bahamas every week.

I spent less time there than the other places tho :(

Thanks Study, lovely story.

Its been a pleasure speaking to you all, have a good evening

Born Shoreditch (real**ney) 1961
Grew up Stratford til 18 - to Morden (1st flatshare - brief), Leyton (with parents), Gt Yarmouth(82), back to Leyton, Luton (83), Leyton :D , Ships (caribbean), Leyton (85-6) Walthamstow (got married), North Essex 1990 -2004 ish, Liverpool.

That's the lot.

Just on the off-chance anyone was interested :D

You too brooke..... take it easy now.

Thanks, Study. I wish all the posters on here would give a potted history of their life.

what would you like to know?

omg study, those are some lovely places you have lived in :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie

canaryboy 03 Dec 18:49
what would you like to know?

How you manage to survive weighing 10 stones

canaryboy, I know we have had our differences but I must admit you intrigue me. I do not know why, because you can be horrible, although you seemed to have mellowed lately. I would love to know more about you. I expect you are now going to give me some snide reply.

the yellow bird has mood swings like a menopausal woman, and likes bickering like my gran used to

horrible how?

and what do you want to know?

charlie. i have learnt to live with it

i'm not adverse to a heated debate i must say

fack off :)

résumé

Born.
Didn't pay attention at school.
Spent remainder of life making bad lifestyle choices whilst thinking about sex and the next ante post good thing. Continually criminally underpaid for a man of my talents.

Canaryboy

Are you gay

Have you had sexual relations with a woman, and if so how long ago.

Are you greggs

Are you Brooke

Are you ladycakes

Why are you so full of anger

What is your current job

How long was you out of work

Would you vote for Andy Murray on SPOTY

Can you recommend any poker books

When you were, or are, multi tabling, was that cash games or touneys

YOU DID SAY I COULD ASK QUESTIONS

bloody hell!

Are you gay

no

Have you had sexual relations with a woman, and if so how long ago.

yes, nosey!

Are you greggs

no

Are you Brooke

no

Are you ladycakes

no

Why are you so full of anger

i wouldn't say i'm full of anger at all. often it's in jest anyway tho can lose it sometimes. but can#t we all

What is your current job

better than when i was an accountant and nosey!

How long was you out of work

2 years playing poker

Would you vote for Andy Murray on SPOTY

not this year

Can you recommend any poker books

no, never read one

When you were, or are, multi tabling, was that cash games or touneys

9 table cash when i play

Thanks annie, I've only scraped the surface with that really. There have been a few interesting moments along the way.

I've always believed that this forum is a force for good and now I'm sure of it. :)

I have platonic female friends, only about 3, I think off the top of my head

tried it on with 1, got nowhere, but she does always insist on wanting to go back to my house with a couple of other people after a few in the pub but she says "no sex", so am quite unsure, she has invited me for a bevvy on Sunday, and seems very interested in our "friendship"

girl 2, she acts fine while sober, but always likes to talk to me, but when a few drinks down her, she tries it on, but I don't bother(though I'd like to) but her boyfriend is dodgy to deal with, what I mean is, nice guy and that but I know he can be tough, and I wouldn't want to p!ss him off

girl 3, loves a bevvy, loves my personality but would never sh@g me :(, although..............she likes pressing her bo0bs against my back if I'm walking down steps with her behind me

when I say 3, these are ones, that I know very well etc

From what I have read on the forum you have lived a very interesting life, Study. You must tell us sometime.

oh! and girl number 4, I think she might be interested, she has me on her msn but not interested, cos her husband is a policeman

and I can be @rsed dealing with that

Canary, you asked what I wanted to know and then refused to tell me the interesting bits because I was nosey!! I am a woman, what do you expect?

how "close" is being close to a woman?

my closest lady friend is me having a friday pint with her every 2 or 3 times a month, with the very occasional saturday night

and of course this Sunday coming

annie, if you post up your MSN canary will be able to contact you if he wants.

Mind you he is never logged on these days. :(

maybe has you on block?

Could be.

lol yeah i haven't used msn this year i don't think

i would never ever block missp!

annie, they're really not that interesting!

Of course they're interesting canary! Don't be tempted to divulge though. TTMKTK, as I'm sure you know.

nah not tempted at all, she's been asking for ages

not sure what the acronym meant

Treat Them Mean and Keep Them Keen.

I shouldn't have worried, you obviously have it down to a fine art.

:^0

people should give newbies a chance , i like brooke , and would so be up for a threesome :D

lol

ladycakes, MMF is the way to go though.

(as I'm sure you know)

lol miss p im hapy for mmfff if u are ;)

Never tried that, tbh, but as long as there are enough MM to go round, we should be fine :)

indeed miss p indeed :) trouble is finding the hot men ay :)

Holla

Is this the place the xchange sexy msn and / or email please?

Thanks in advance.

Brooke - I'm the resident forum lothario ok. U can reduce your breasts on me any time :D

Yours,

Hovis Binbag

Oh and also what is it with girls and threesomes lol?

I swear more girls I know want threesomes than men! It's pretty good to know actually!

Thanks again,

Binbag.

It's turned into a competition as to who can out "I'm definitiely not a bloke, listen to my sexy talk" each other.

(Once more though, canaryboy seems to be the conduit of choice for this validation. I won't buy it until one of them is engaged to punterfleecer and he vouches for their femininity. A man's man)

omg how rude , u all know me and miss p are female ffs

I believe them all, that's why i have an msn contact list packed full of builders, truck drivers, and the occasional sexy nymphomaniac.

Cheers.

u aint got me though , im not as easy as old greggs :)

The sexy nymph though is called Ron, a forklift truck driver from Sheffield by day, but at night likes to be known as Mistress Wendy.

249... well played. Beat the spread comfortably.

yes

still want a good time with miss p , but that's another thread

lets be honest these lot who always bullsh1t with each other are prob one or two people at the most..

a bit like mr winner and his merry men on the footie forum

How very dare you...

I've got 14 names :)

Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag 03 Dec 22:05

I believe them all, that's why i have an msn contact list packed full of builders, truck drivers, and the occasional sexy nymphomaniac.

Cheers.



ladycakes69 03 Dec 22:07

u aint got me though , im not as easy as old greggs :)

Heh n1.

No u can't have my msn by the way - nice try though. I like your reverse pshychology...I would say it nearly worked but I am far too bright and canny for any of those old tricks ty.

:)