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His wife is DROP DEAD gorgeous... just google Elin Nordegren - WOW..
it just goes to show, not matter how fit your wife, eventually you will get bored...
old saying goes, eat steak every day, every now and then you fancy a dirty cheese burger...
it just goes to show, not matter how fit your wife, eventually you will get bored...
old saying goes, eat steak every day, every now and then you fancy a dirty cheese burger...
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male instinct for new meat. doesnt matter if quality, just that its new.
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With the only problem being your fancy steak then costs you $500 million of your earnings.
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SuperGlue
Tiger insisted on a prenuptial |
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You'll end up with gout if you eat steak every night. Best to vary your diet a bit.
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doesn't a pre-nup become invalid if the marriage contract is broken?
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wouldn't have thought so. what's a point of it otherwise?
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*the point
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The fact that his missus is attractive is neither here nor there imho.
If she doesn't come across regularly enough to keep him happy he'll do what a lot of blokes do and dip it elsewhere. |
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To you and I Elin is gorgeous and unattainable, but after a few years to Tiger Woods who is a rich, talented, famous sportsman, she is just the wife, who probably burps, farts and picks her nose, leaves skids in the toilet, etc. and probably ignores him a lot of the time and is boring company.
Suddenly he is confronted by a hint of danger, women who (for whatever reason) appear to be captivated by him and hang on his every word, and are prepared to put out desperate to give him a good time, and what do you expect to happen? Incidentally, I once had 8 steaks in 7 days on a holiday in Tenerife. |
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Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife Two: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards Three: Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. Four: What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing. Five: Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood. Six: Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver? Seven: This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards. Eight: Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had, so Gillette has dropped his contract. Nine: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Ten: Not often that Tiger hasn't reached the Ladies Tea after a drive! |
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So, Roger, what you are saying is that he would admit to scratching his arsse as Mrs W was riding his balls?
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Yes, and probably make her smell his fingers afterwards.
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Quality replies Roger.lol
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she is just the wife, who probably burps, farts and picks her nose, leaves skids in the toilet, etc. and probably ignores him a lot of the time and is boring company.
How many of us are nodding and laughing |
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nodding and crying here
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His wife might be a mentalist, and it doesn't matter what she looks like then
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puerile thread
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