A old man totters into a chemist to buy v iagra. "Can i have 6 tablets and can you cut them into quaters please?" The chemist said "I could cut them for you, but a quater tablet will not give you a full e rection". "I am 82"replied the old man" I don't have much use for an e rection. I just want it to stick out far enough so i don't p iss on my slippers.