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my mum is very religous, so asked her as she as remarried if she will spend eternity with my dad or have a week with him and a week with her new bloke
she wasnt best pleased, didnt mean to offend her but what do we reckon
she wasnt best pleased, didnt mean to offend her but what do we reckon
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Neither, they will both be down the pub.
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lol, very good, pub in heaven, 1.01 the angel
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is she is religious then could you ask her a question that has long troubled me?.....
....we are told that jesus was conceived without mary knowing about it!.....and that god was his father!.........is the modern term for this incident not date rape? |
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good point jockey
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also....god has never really "fessed up" to being the dad has he?.....is this not just a ploy from joseph to avoid the c.s.a?
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i think jeremy kyle should get the irresponsible pair on for some d.n.a tests!
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god and jesus are one of the same.
Christianity is a monolithic religion and thus has just one god - not two. |
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...who doesn't exhist....
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no marriage in heaven, it wont matter
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armchair jockey wilson!! 01 Dec 00:04
i think jeremy kyle should get the irresponsible pair on for some d.n.a tests! That would make for a hilarious sketch. The self-righteous indignation of the pompous pious would be fun to see too. |
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all these people in heaven - there must be an awful lot of old scores to be settled?
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"Some Sadducees, the party that denies any possibility of resurrection, came up and asked, "Teacher, Moses wrote that if a man dies and leaves a wife but no child, his brother is obligated to marry the widow and have children.
Well, there once were seven brothers. The first took a wife. He died childless. The second married her. He died, and still no child. The same with the third. All seven took their turn, but no child. Finally the wife died. When they are raised at the resurrection, whose wife is she? All seven were her husband." Jesus said, "You're way off base, and here's why: One, you don't know your Bibles; two, you don't know how God works. After the dead are raised up, we're past the marriage business. As it is with angels now, all our ecstasies and intimacies then will be with God. And regarding the dead, whether or not they are raised, don't you ever read the Bible? How God at the bush said to Moses, 'I am |
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Then, in Revelation, the final picture - sort of wedding photie - is of the GROOM (Christ) and his BRIDE (the Creation) and their consummation.
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