I WANT TO KILL MY SOLICITOR..

Sounds tricky - I would seek legal advice.

unfortunate, not sure if it is a catch 22 though

dont need a solicitor.....raeson 2 years seperation...get nisi. get absolute...take you 3 months max...i did it...cost you yourself 300 to put in for divorce and then 40 quid further on to get the absolute or something....

There you go.

Simple :)

obviously you have to have your wife agree to this and get her forms back asap plus no kids involved and finances all sorted..

£25 for a phone call or e-mail is deserving of at least a good beating imho.

Oh.

Not so simple :|

HRH :D

i noticed they now do 'while you wait' divorces fopr around 49 or something similar.

a solicitors near me on an industial estate work like a tyre and exhaust centre ....cheap prices , fast service albeit a bit clinical lol

I remember when I went to see a solicitor for the first time to get advice on obtaining a Parental Responsibility Order (This was before the law changed a year or so back and unmarried fathers had bugger all rights). I was told that the initial half hour consultation could be arranged at a discounted £75 - there seemed some genuine distain that I didn't greet this news in a joyous manner.

i have a simple case that i knew my ex would make very complex.
luckily i was able to get legal aid as i was between jobs at the time.

how can you get legal aid for a domestic case???? tax payers money wasted imho

tax payers money wasted :)
love that old chesnut!
divide and conquer innit.
the majority are starting to realise what the real waste of taxpayers money is. you should open your eyes and join them.
ty

what do you think it is?????

does the majority of the uk back the war in iraq?
that will cost £20 billion

did the majority of the uk back the bailing out of the banks?
that to date has cost £74 billion of taxpayers money.

how about that for a start?

BUT your divorce will cost you more in the long run :D

I WANT TO KILL MY SOLICITOR
cooperman
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Why should YOU be any different to every other sucker ..
.....errrrrrrrr I mean "client"....

I love telling clients of my 135 quid +VAT charge out rate.

Fully deserved imo

As a trainee too haha

Do you say to them 'cogito ergo prende' to make yourself appear even more arrogant?

leave it out

Come the revoloution, some of the partners of Bafflem, Scarem and Fleecem won't be sleeping so well I reckon.

Its a bargain chaps.

If the original poster wants to ** and moan- if you dont want to pay x per hour for a solicitor to handle your divorce.


Dont get married and divorced in the first place. All your own doing

And there rests the case for the defence.

Is that meant to be humour?

Dont get married and divorced in the first place. All your own doing

Oh dear.

I'm afraid the quality of new entrants into the law is depressingly low. I blame a lack of bullying at school.

The statistics show that the vast majority of divorces are caused by one thing.......marriage

Cogito, ergo sum 29 Nov 15:28


I love telling clients of my 135 quid +VAT charge out rate.

Fully deserved imo




When your rate is £395 + VAT an hour you can boast ( wife told me to type that )

cooperman I did it myself too. If it goes to court and you need a barrister the bills will get much bigger. Give them the sack.

HRH The Lager Khan 29 Nov 17:23
And there rests the case for the defence.
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I think you mean OFFENCE !!

Cogito, ergo sum 29 Nov 17:22
Dont get married and divorced in the first place. All your own doing

I was just about to say the same thing. "A fool and his money are soon parted" sums up 99% of blokes who get married.

And the original poster should ask himself this: would he rather give his money to his solicitor or his bítch of a wife?

How do I become a solicitor?

VALUEMAN 29 Nov 18:46


Cogito, ergo sum 29 Nov 15:28


I love telling clients of my 135 quid +VAT charge out rate.

Fully deserved imo




When your rate is £395 + VAT an hour you can boast ( wife told me to type that )


Im a trainee solicitor

Good. One sugar in mine and then nip out and collect my dry cleaning.

Cogito, ergo sum 30 Nov 08:31
Im a trainee solicitor


can i ask you a question in relation to your work...


do you take it up the arsenal?

Had a massive fall out with solicitors my family had dealt with for over 50 years. Charged me a grand for doing virtullay nothing getting most of it wrong and then quitting half way through it.
Best bit was he couldnt understand why I had a problem paying his bill. The argument went on for ages and he spent more time trying to justify his fees than he spent on the work.
If anyone knows of a solicitor who can do the job you want in a sensible time span without charging you a fortune please let me know.

if you have half a brain, representing yourself in almost any case is not the most difficult thing in the world to do...

alright keep your hair on

Trouble is big-game-player most people on here don't possess even half a brain...

orioles 30 Nov 09:39


Good. One sugar in mine and then nip out and collect my dry cleaning



:^0 A witty response from the forum's legal Don ;)

It used to be photocopying, but the Law Society got all sniffy about it, apparently.

Ovalman 29 Nov 19:11
How do I become a solicitor?

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you have to spend a lot of time in the bar .

sounds like an ideal job for most on here :)

Cogito, ergo sum 29 Nov 15:28





Im a trainee solicitor.

Thinly veiled legal secretary post ;)

I feel sorry for my solicitor.

It isn't a decent profession anymore. They don't even earn that much.

EARN ??????

Haha, no photocopying is still a massive favourite as is e-disclosure in a particularly big litigation matter we have on. Tedium

And Hoss- id still rather be a legal sec than a bloody know all FILEX :)

Solicitors just love divorce cases particularly if there's a property with loads of equity. They can keep it going for ages and if it started out amicably you'll still end up fighting like cat and dog by the end. But by that time you wont see much of the equity that was coming your way after you've paid the bill.
Probate another good earner for them if there's plenty in the estate.