birdseye grillsteaks, are they really good enough for the captains table?

the word grillsteaks probably means less than 20% meat ;)

The small Birdseye beefburgers used to be tasty. These days, they're shyte.

It's quite curious how Captain Birdseye managed to avoid the sort of opprobrium that was routinely dealt out to Michael Jackson, yet the former's 'shipmates' all appeared much too young to be sailing the seven seas.