Krakow

15th-century grand Collegium Maius, the oldest building of the Jagiellonian University, features ancient lecture rooms, communal halls, former professors quarters, library and treasury with the Gothic sceptres of rectors and the famous golden

Auschwitz Camp.

Not everyones cup of tea though i suppose.

seriously mate the lizard king club for music is great......i went for my stag do....great city and cozy cellar bars...get your money changed over there as much better rates...massive city square ..

gonna go auscwitz..what about bars??

too many to say mate....go down an alley and it branches off into to 3 bars....the lizard king is a club for live music (amazing venue) and you get some top totty bring you your drinks to your table...
you could do the shooting thing where you can pop off a few rounds from ooozi 9mm or alike.... just mooch around main square and side streets ...your be sorted....

beers range between 5 zloty to about 12 = £1 to £2. local brews are nice.btw its a polish thing to have a shot of vodka between rounds .....

if you fly easy jet you will be at the airport where you can get a train that takes 10 mins to get into the main station which is 5 mins from the square...taxi is £16....ausc is a about 45 mins away by train

Cheers Diamond geezer...what about **s...is there a red light district?...how much?

You will find that taxi drivers well understand the word "bordello"

Diamond Jumper 29 Nov 13:20
you could do the shooting thing where you can pop off a few rounds from ooozi 9mm or alike.... just mooch around main square and side streets ...your be sorted....
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People are shooting Uzis in the Main square :0 :0 OMG !!

cheers lads ..looks like its gonna be a good un....anyone know how much the bordellos' cost?

When they say I'll get a round in
DUCK !! :0

thinly veiled "where the f..k are the brass situated out there" thread

forty notes-ish

aint that thinly veiled is it?

sib have you**ged pros everywhere?

i will rephrase -all across the globe?

Sorry? Actually my reason for being in a Krakow bordello was far more complicated than that.

http://www.crazyguides.com/krakow_tours

for all the "crazy stag stuff" , these guys are very good and nowa huta is a must see.

the beautiful dog ( Piękny Pies ) is where i like a drink. just off the square.

Go to the Salt Mines as well. Excellent half day out.

I was there for a wedding on a weekend that co-incided with the Pope's visit. This was bad planning, because an edict went out in deference to his Holiness, that whilst he was in town, selling alcohol would be prohibited throughout the city.

Fortunately, we had hired a mini-bus and one of the boys drove around a 200 mile round trip and filled it up with an extraordinary amount of booze. But its not the same as drinking in a bar.

Until one bright spark suggested, surely the bordelloes will be serving drinks. Made sense, and off we went.

They weren't. In the name of religion therefore, at said establishment, you could have three girls licking your knob for a fee, but for religious considerations, you weren't allowed a beer with that.

A strange place.

The wedding took place in the salt mine chapel, early. Amazing place.

sorry, reaper.

thanks lads..will have a good one.

birkenhau is only a mile from auschwitz, both part of the organised tour, sobering but worth going