Tiger Woods in hospital

Closely related to the hooker thread?

Ah, good lateral thinking. Had never crossed my mind.

It is said he didn't see the forest for the trees.

should have used 2 iron instead of driver might have missed the trees ;)

amazingly he survives the water hazard and finished in the trees

There must be a funny golf-based joke out there somewhere. I can see people desperately trying for it on this thread.

wit ham winning so far

All very poor thus far.

He got a beating from his woman but too ashamed to admit to it.

About as funny as AIDS

Have you all been in a coma for the past christ knows how many hours ? This has already been done to death.

and now he's the color purple :(

I was hoping this was a second wave of jokes. 24 hours to use your brain, type the contents of your mobile phone onto your PC etc.

Disappointing.

Crouching tiger hidden hydrant.

Best one so far Sonko.

ring peter kay then

from the times newspaper though!

stolen :D

sickipedia imo