CLARKY'S CONFESSIONAL BOX

Sinner

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what happened to the guinea pigs?????, i own guinea pigs :(

They can swim, seen it on youtube

We've got 3.

not after youve flushed

1. I am t-total and have never drank alocohol
2. I have a phobia of Needles
3. I have a phobia of Bees and wasps (see studys list)
4. I enjoy watching Im a celebrity
5. I watch X-Factor and want Joe to win
6. I love eating KFC, Chicken Fillet Burgers and Popcorn Chicken
7. I Keyed the Speed camera van that caught me and they never knew
8. I sell loads of dodgy stuff on ebay
9. I really wanna dust my mates gf
10. Its my Birthday this Tuesday

I am joining you Clarky

Perished in the floods of last Thursday unfortunately.

1. I know what the Dixe Chicks look like.
2. I'm addicted to scrabble.
3. I prefer *****and Chicken Nuggets to proper 'meals'.
4. I have had a tommy tank to Jade Goody whilst on Big Brother.

BLOODY HELL CHIPOWSKI.!!!!!!!!! :0 :0 :0

Chicken Nuggets.!!!!

Dan youve gone up in my estimations, that list is like my bible! :)

1. I stalk Dan Chipowski

2. and knew about his Jade Goody obsession

No 4 is really sick Dan you should seek help.

:( I thought admitting it was the first step.

I saw jade goody in 2007 at a beauty fair, she was ok

Dan Chipowski 28 Nov 00:55
4. I have had a tommy tank to Jade Goody whilst on Big Brother.
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That is an obvious lie Dan

















You were never on Big Brother :D :D

joe jordan told a funny in june 2004 - FACT

1. I was a drinker from 1987 to 1996
2. I have a phobia of needles, and I'm tattoo free.
3. I don't like deep water.
4. I can't cook.
5. I only shave when I go out.
6. I once had somebodys house set on fire while I was at The Stow.
7. I have probably watched Enter The Dragon over 100 times
8. If I lose a bet in a photo-finish, I tend to throw the t.v. remote across the room.
9. I sh@gged my ex -best mates wife.
10. I told my daughters I have stopped smoking - which is a lie.

3. I don't like deep water.

9. I sh@gged my ex -best mates wife.


LOL :0

3. is the reason I've never learned to swim. Anything deeper than the height of my nose is considered deep to me.

dont go near Jo Brand then

I pray I never see this thread after a few beers.

heres one I am glad to get off my chest

when younger knocked one out in bath , my older sister said she was going out so needed to use my bath water as no more hot water,tried my best to scoop round, but must have missed some as my sister was complaining about the liquid soap id left in bath, forever ashamed

Thread cancelled, keep walking, nothing to see here. :0

I was sick in a pint glass in a club.

Two minutes later my mate walked over, picked it up and drank from it.

i see dead people

Good grief Yorky that is truly repulsive!

I used to ** mercilessly at monopoly when playing the siblings for the pocket money.

I pray I never see this thread after a few beers

too right PM, but I fear it will get me... :0

1. Have put petrol in a diesel car / van 3 times :(

I am a rioter and a looter.

2. I am part of a very small group who have got off a drunk in charge of a vehicle charge.

braindead boy from the poltics forum has copied my post to his domain so he could make some derogatory remarks.

After an exchnage of words he reckons he's going to meet me for a 'straightener'.

Among those that know me personally, can I get a bit of 'evens' anywhere ?

Braindead boy may be a young, large, strong and fit chap with a nasty left hook, and a master of the martial arts.

I'm old and crippled, but I'm too pretty to get hurt, I'll have to run. :(

Evens? Not much chance of anyone on here laying you that high :)

fat charlie you admitted you are obese and struggle to walk/run/get up/go to the toilet etc. im not a violent person and iv been raised not to sock the sh1t out of old people but in your case i would be tempted.

master of multys 28 Nov 18:08
fat charlie you admitted you are obese and struggle to walk/run/get up/go to the toilet etc.

Have no problem then.....will you ?