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A professor at
the
University of Sydney was giving a lecture on
'Involuntary Muscular
Contractions' to his first year medical
students.
Realising that this was not the most riveting
subject, the professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and
said, 'Do you know what
your ** is doing while you're having an
orgasm?'
She replied,
'Probably fishing with his mates.'
It took 45 minutes
to restore order in the
classroom.........
the
University of Sydney was giving a lecture on
'Involuntary Muscular
Contractions' to his first year medical
students.
Realising that this was not the most riveting
subject, the professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and
said, 'Do you know what
your ** is doing while you're having an
orgasm?'
She replied,
'Probably fishing with his mates.'
It took 45 minutes
to restore order in the
classroom.........
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An Israely man and his family are coming through customs at JFK airport in New York
"Occupation?" enquires the officer.
"No for **c's sake - I'm just on holiday."
"Occupation?" enquires the officer.
"No for **c's sake - I'm just on holiday."
7/10 for the original 6/10 for the Israeli one
Teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".
Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and kum in his gob".
Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".
Little boy: "No miss, it's bollokcs. He plays for Portsmouth but I'm too embarrassed to say".
Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and kum in his gob".
Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".
Little boy: "No miss, it's bollokcs. He plays for Portsmouth but I'm too embarrassed to say".
Teacher to her scouse class: "Where does your dad work?'
Scouse kid ' In a factory, miss.'
Teacher 'What does he make?'
Kid 'Lights bulbs and bog rolls.'
Teacher 'Are you sure?'
Kid ' It must be miss, it's all he brings home.'
Scouse kid ' In a factory, miss.'
Teacher 'What does he make?'
Kid 'Lights bulbs and bog rolls.'
Teacher 'Are you sure?'
Kid ' It must be miss, it's all he brings home.'
lmfao 5/10
hrh 6/10
charlie 5/10
Made me smile, but not laugh. But thanks, ALL contributions are gratefully accepted.
hrh 6/10
charlie 5/10
Made me smile, but not laugh. But thanks, ALL contributions are gratefully accepted.
What has the door of 10 Downing Street and Lady Gaga's knickers got in common?
You shouldn't be able to see a pen1s through either, but unfortunately you can.
You shouldn't be able to see a pen1s through either, but unfortunately you can.
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