With every passing day their present sports endorsers must be causing them concern. Well, 2 of them anyway. Thankfully, as usual, I have the perfect solution.
This seems like a fitting moment to bring in some new talent and a new sport to promote the beleaguered brand. In future I'd like to see saintly darting twins Andy and Terry Jenkins being the public sporting face of the company, appearing in the adverts with their big brother Roger Federer in the middle.
A true dream ticket. Thank the Lord there is no chance of any of those new boys becoming an embarrassment.
Bad idea - more Premiership footballers need to be used: They need the extra cash as they are very poorly paid, and they are a well rounded, articulate bunch with a good sense of realism about the world today.
Bad idea - more Premiership footballers need to be used: They need the extra cash as they are very poorly paid, and they are a well rounded, articulate bunch with a good sense of realism about the world today.