LOOSE BOWELS

Drink lots of strong coffee, eat some bananas and perhaps some all-bran

here goes, a big glass of warm water, followed by a black coffee, 1 hr later hey presto

prunes

i have tried prunes,bran flakes, porridge but things aint moving. hate coffee

my method works, do it m8, you can die from from not going to the toilet, death by poo, is not the way to go out of this world

wetherspoons

You'll never be constipated if you drink beer.

beer or bovril

some laxitives tomorrow i think