Stereotypical Characteristics of a VW, BMW and Audi driver?

I beg to differ.

Every cnut I come across on the road recently seems to be driving a bright white Audi.

The current vehicle of choice for bellends imo

I agree, the BMW knobends now drive Audis

for me its all about the number plate

anyone with a personalised number plate might as well say "i am a tw@t" on the back

I drive a green Audi. I may paint it white and go on the rampage now.

my friend works at the RAC building on the M6 on the phones (battery hen) and he says that all the Audi drivers are c o cks and they have private jokes between them when they phone up. He rekons the BMW drivers are generally ok.... and the VW drivers decent folk

thinking of getting a VW Scirrocco but now thinking twice re boring tag

BMW are for the black community,
AUDI for the rich but sensible
VW for anyone who thinks they r cool and can afford a german car lol

mercs a shokking omisshun from this fred :0

My old 1981 Triumph Acclaim will do me for a few years yet.