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the parkie 01 Mar 20:02
Can Eating Prawns Give You An Erection?
I've just eaten one and have found that I have developed a semi.
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the parkie 13 Jun 12:10
Where Is The Most Satisfying Place You've Urinated?
A couple of years ago I was in one of those pubs that perform my number one pet hate - return your change to you on a little tray in order to induce a tip. I had finally had enough of this and took my change, urinated in the tray and pushed it back. The look on the barmaid's face was a picture.
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Golden Showers
the parkie 25 Sep 16:25
Has anyone ever partaken in this?
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Are You **sexual?
the parkie 27 May 15:42
Be honest.
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the parkie 09 Jun 16:48
Anyone want a golden shower?
it's a beautiful act, but you must come and do it when his wife's not around. The dog is optional.
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the parkie 09 Jun 15:58
Walrus Bumming
I am new to this exciting and difficult sport, but am enjoying it no end.
Any help, tips or advice greatfully received. Thanks.
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Golden Showers
the parkie 28 May 16:36
After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.
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Country Walks At Night
the parkie 13 Oct 13:30
I've decided that I am going to start going for country walks at night, taking a large torch with me.
Often difficult to go during the day what with going to work and having a toddler at home so often my only free time is after she has gone to bed.
How do I convince those that I run into that I am not a wierdo or dogger?
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Shout At A Rabbit
the parkie 29 Nov 16:56
is this as therapeutic as it is currently being suggested in the press?
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the parkie 05 Jun 13:34
**sexuality In Animals
Came out on to my back patio this morning to discover two male frogs indulging in what can only be dexcribed as "the big frog giving the little frog one up the dirtbox".
Mistaken identity or do I have a **sexual frog problem on my hands?
Sensible advice only please.
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the parkie 07 May 15:49
Unusual Pets
My partner's brother has a pet apple crumble.
Can anyone beat this?
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the parkie 27 May 16:37
Masturbation In The Workplace
Is this a sackable offence? Probably more so if done at the desk.
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the parkie 04 Jun 16:03
Problem with jerking off
Someone always comes round the corner on their tractor to spoil your fun.
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Sex Cheese Update
the parkie 03 Mar 14:23
Following on from a post a few weeks ago in which I was to fashion a pair of bre asts from two large edam cheeses for my own amusement due to my liking for both cheese and ti ts..
I have now fashioned a pretend vag from two thick cut slices of cheddar and some piccalili. I have even put a splodge of branston's pickle to the south if I fancy some 'back door' action.
Things are really going well in my sex / cheese world.
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Have You Ever Inserted A Walnut Into A Sheep?
the parkie 06 Mar 14:20
Happens all the time in Cirencester apparently.
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If You Try The Best You Can
the parkie 20 Mar 23:47
The best you can is good enough.
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Maximum Age Limit
the parkie 11 Feb 14:24
I think that old people should be allowed to get to 75 and then be boiled down for glue.
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Gloryholes
the parkie 11 Feb 14:09
Anyone ever stuck their bellend through one of these? What happened?
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Have You Ever Humiliated An Animal At The Zoo
the parkie 25 Sep 13:45
At Colchester zoo recently I looked in on the amazing Orang Utan. I knocked on the window and he oblingly shuffled over to the glass to meet me. As soon as he got to the glass I blew a raspberry and ran away screaming and laughing.
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the parkie 01 Mar 20:02
Can Eating Prawns Give You An Erection?
I've just eaten one and have found that I have developed a semi.
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the parkie 13 Jun 12:10
Where Is The Most Satisfying Place You've Urinated?
A couple of years ago I was in one of those pubs that perform my number one pet hate - return your change to you on a little tray in order to induce a tip. I had finally had enough of this and took my change, urinated in the tray and pushed it back. The look on the barmaid's face was a picture.
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Golden Showers
the parkie 25 Sep 16:25
Has anyone ever partaken in this?
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Are You **sexual?
the parkie 27 May 15:42
Be honest.
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the parkie 09 Jun 16:48
Anyone want a golden shower?
it's a beautiful act, but you must come and do it when his wife's not around. The dog is optional.
_____________________________________________________
the parkie 09 Jun 15:58
Walrus Bumming
I am new to this exciting and difficult sport, but am enjoying it no end.
Any help, tips or advice greatfully received. Thanks.
_____________________________________________________
Golden Showers
the parkie 28 May 16:36
After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.
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Country Walks At Night
the parkie 13 Oct 13:30
I've decided that I am going to start going for country walks at night, taking a large torch with me.
Often difficult to go during the day what with going to work and having a toddler at home so often my only free time is after she has gone to bed.
How do I convince those that I run into that I am not a wierdo or dogger?
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Shout At A Rabbit
the parkie 29 Nov 16:56
is this as therapeutic as it is currently being suggested in the press?
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the parkie 05 Jun 13:34
**sexuality In Animals
Came out on to my back patio this morning to discover two male frogs indulging in what can only be dexcribed as "the big frog giving the little frog one up the dirtbox".
Mistaken identity or do I have a **sexual frog problem on my hands?
Sensible advice only please.
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the parkie 07 May 15:49
Unusual Pets
My partner's brother has a pet apple crumble.
Can anyone beat this?
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the parkie 27 May 16:37
Masturbation In The Workplace
Is this a sackable offence? Probably more so if done at the desk.
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the parkie 04 Jun 16:03
Problem with jerking off
Someone always comes round the corner on their tractor to spoil your fun.
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Sex Cheese Update
the parkie 03 Mar 14:23
Following on from a post a few weeks ago in which I was to fashion a pair of bre asts from two large edam cheeses for my own amusement due to my liking for both cheese and ti ts..
I have now fashioned a pretend vag from two thick cut slices of cheddar and some piccalili. I have even put a splodge of branston's pickle to the south if I fancy some 'back door' action.
Things are really going well in my sex / cheese world.
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Have You Ever Inserted A Walnut Into A Sheep?
the parkie 06 Mar 14:20
Happens all the time in Cirencester apparently.
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If You Try The Best You Can
the parkie 20 Mar 23:47
The best you can is good enough.
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Maximum Age Limit
the parkie 11 Feb 14:24
I think that old people should be allowed to get to 75 and then be boiled down for glue.
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Gloryholes
the parkie 11 Feb 14:09
Anyone ever stuck their bellend through one of these? What happened?
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Have You Ever Humiliated An Animal At The Zoo
the parkie 25 Sep 13:45
At Colchester zoo recently I looked in on the amazing Orang Utan. I knocked on the window and he oblingly shuffled over to the glass to meet me. As soon as he got to the glass I blew a raspberry and ran away screaming and laughing.
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I hope you're refering to the professional punter known as o'dire.
o'mug 1980 get back to tennis and general betting. Begone with you, no (ha ha ha) professionals allowed here. On yer bike son.
Oh yes, he is a good guy, 100% all there - and obviously a catch with the ladies.
Mother Theresa has nothing on him in fact!
I better stop showering him with praise.
No pun intended of course.
Mother Theresa has nothing on him in fact!
I better stop showering him with praise.
No pun intended of course.
excellent ...
these are from his latest volumes ..
i am now about to seek out some of his earlier work .
these are from his latest volumes ..
i am now about to seek out some of his earlier work .
A shame he didn't post my original 'sex / cheese' thread, that would have been my favourite.
He is annoyed because I post ****** on all of his Soccer threads where he continually seems to make an enormous amount of money from a succession of losing bets.
How do you dig up these old posts? Where are they stored? Not going to dig anyone's up but just curious.
He is annoyed because I post ****** on all of his Soccer threads where he continually seems to make an enormous amount of money from a succession of losing bets.
How do you dig up these old posts? Where are they stored? Not going to dig anyone's up but just curious.
Golden Showers
the parkie 28 May 16:36
After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.
Sex Cheese Update
the parkie 03 Mar 14:23
Following on from a post a few weeks ago in which I was to fashion a pair of bre asts from two large edam cheeses for my own amusement due to my liking for both cheese and ti ts..
I have now fashioned a pretend vag from two thick cut slices of cheddar and some piccalili. I have even put a splodge of branston's pickle to the south if I fancy some 'back door' action.
Things are really going well in my sex / cheese world.
:^0
the parkie 28 May 16:36
After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.
Sex Cheese Update
the parkie 03 Mar 14:23
Following on from a post a few weeks ago in which I was to fashion a pair of bre asts from two large edam cheeses for my own amusement due to my liking for both cheese and ti ts..
I have now fashioned a pretend vag from two thick cut slices of cheddar and some piccalili. I have even put a splodge of branston's pickle to the south if I fancy some 'back door' action.
Things are really going well in my sex / cheese world.
:^0
http://www.gubbed.com/forum-search.fcgi?q=nestor&s=58&b=Search
That's the link. Keep up the good work, parkie.
That's the link. Keep up the good work, parkie.
Just had a look for odwyer1980's posts on soccer, he's their SDK.
If this wasn't so tragic, I might share more than half a sentence.
excellent thread , pity I missed the originals . Good work Parkie
think ill read more of parkies threads from now on, makes mine look tame.
minjita 19 Jun 11:39
Just had a look for odwyer1980's posts on soccer, he's their SDK.
:^0
Just had a look for odwyer1980's posts on soccer, he's their SDK.
:^0
the parkie likes groaning like a German during ejaculation if I remember correctly :^0
the parkie
is one of my all time favorite posters.
But then I am easily pleased.
is one of my all time favorite posters.
But then I am easily pleased.
humouring an imbecile demeans both the donor and the recipient imo
O Dwyer also famously**ged off Hells Bells from Scocer AM on the Darts Forum then when she posted he was all over her like a fly on sheet. Then the most blatatnt corrupt ride today which earned the jockey a life ban - he says there was 'nothing wrong with it.'
This** has an attention defecit disorder. He's as popular as a ginger haired stepson.
This** has an attention defecit disorder. He's as popular as a ginger haired stepson.
Yeah, Rob.
Funny guy. Like it. Have you ever had a golden shower Rob?
Funny guy. Like it. Have you ever had a golden shower Rob?
the parkie 19 Jun 10:20
He is annoyed because I post ****** on all of his Soccer threads where he continually seems to make an enormous amount of money from a succession of losing bets.
:^0
He is annoyed because I post ****** on all of his Soccer threads where he continually seems to make an enormous amount of money from a succession of losing bets.
:^0
the parkie 05 Jun 13:34
**sexuality In Animals
Came out on to my back patio this morning to discover two male frogs indulging in what can only be dexcribed as "the big frog giving the little frog one up the dirtbox".
Mistaken identity or do I have a **sexual frog problem on my hands?
Sensible advice only please.
:^0
It takes a lot to make me laugh. What a great poster.
**sexuality In Animals
Came out on to my back patio this morning to discover two male frogs indulging in what can only be dexcribed as "the big frog giving the little frog one up the dirtbox".
Mistaken identity or do I have a **sexual frog problem on my hands?
Sensible advice only please.
:^0
It takes a lot to make me laugh. What a great poster.
The Parkie is a great poster.
He came out with something that really made me laugh the other day, but I can't remember what it was just at this moment.
He came out with something that really made me laugh the other day, but I can't remember what it was just at this moment.
he has some back catalogue, yet doesn't get the recognition he deserves. the equal of ken and lf in my opinion.
The funniest thing is the thought of Odwyer spending hours trawling through the archive thinking Parkie would be embarassed by this thread.
i liked ken's earlier post along the lines
" i see nothing untoward here. a valuable poster imo"
" i see nothing untoward here. a valuable poster imo"
Country Walks At Night
the parkie 13 Oct 13:30
I've decided that I am going to start going for country walks at night, taking a large torch with me.
Often difficult to go during the day what with going to work and having a toddler at home so often my only free time is after she has gone to bed.
How do I convince those that I run into that I am not a wierdo or dogger?
in fairness there were some gems in there :^0
the parkie 13 Oct 13:30
I've decided that I am going to start going for country walks at night, taking a large torch with me.
Often difficult to go during the day what with going to work and having a toddler at home so often my only free time is after she has gone to bed.
How do I convince those that I run into that I am not a wierdo or dogger?
in fairness there were some gems in there :^0
Golden Showers
the parkie 28 May 16:36
After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.
:)
the parkie 28 May 16:36
After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.
:)
Parkie is one of my all time favorite posters. But then I am easily pleased.
"Have you ever buggered a heron" was a seminal moment.
"Have you ever buggered a heron" was a seminal moment.
I really enjoyed reading that Odwyer. I also hope 'the Parkie' keeps taking his medication and that they release him soon :)
for some reason ken masters is referred to as minjita on here , must have been a technical error at betfair HQ
i think he was originally Ken Masters , then there was a way of changing your name for a bit so he did , but there was a forum upgrade which automatically changed all the names back
Karma at its finest.
The saintly and sainted Parkie still going strong on here, whilst O'Crybaby was laughed off the site years ago. His 'Phil Taylor Is Finished' thread on the Darts forum was launched just before Phil got on an incredible run of sustained form including World Championship wins in 2009 and 2010.
The saintly and sainted Parkie still going strong on here, whilst O'Crybaby was laughed off the site years ago. His 'Phil Taylor Is Finished' thread on the Darts forum was launched just before Phil got on an incredible run of sustained form including World Championship wins in 2009 and 2010.
Wasnt Odwyer last seen swimming the channel with his mother in law on his back after the man utd Roma 7-1 game?
Welcome back parkie. My favorite was a thread about best food ever eaten, parkie was on about eight inches of succulent dripping octopus tentacle, was sure it was gonna be part of an elaborate sexual reminiscence, but he was being serious. Reminded me of those rare occasions when Ken gets his serious cap on and starts explaining the tax benefits or otherwise of stakeholder pensions.
Thanks Rob, nice to hear from you after so long. I remember that one too - sounded a lead on to something else but was in fact serious. For dessert though I did have Créme De La Búggered Heron.
Top stuff parkie. Did anyone see that Irish sign at the football:
SPAIN, ITALY,IRELAND....group of debt
SPAIN, ITALY,IRELAND....group of debt
There was one of these threads for Sunset Christo, wasn't there...
MMM..................Seems your taking the pi$$ out of him.............
You need lessons in the art of being seamless...
this is good thread , rather than a thread pointlessly retrieved from November 2009
parkie there's no easy way to ask this but have you been incarcerated for a few years for interfering with small mammals ?
This is a poster capable of buggering a walrus, yet he gets accused of preying on small mammals.
Give the man some credit.
Give the man some credit.
yes, where he puts his love tusk is quite startling. think he got the idea after watching 'the blue planet' quite an apt title. 
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