was jesus the greatest ever hustler?

Paul Newman or Young Hustler for me.

Not much of a carpenter if he left noah to build the ark.

if you believe the bible he was a cross between david blaine,david nixon ,paul daniels and someone with schizophrenia.

and - despite depictions in the (mainly catholic ) church- he was not white


i know this will come as a great shock to all christians - but suggest you sit down and revive yourself with a quick nip opr two of holy water

correct he was beige

I thought that said 'hurdler'!

you guys will regret mocking Jesus

Being Jewish as well is not something the catholic church likes to harp on about to much.

though had he used factor 64 sunscreen he would have been almost albino.

You mean he's not an all forgiving saviour?

Gee whizz :|

but i read in the bible he was buried in his shroud?