best xmas memories

Are you talking about THE Snowman? :)

oh yes we are walking

Our orchestra is playing that music :)

rocking around the xmas tree

Meeting a bird on xmas eve a few years back utterly p1ssed.and waking up int he middle of the night and taking a p1ss on her xmas tree thinking it was a bog for some drunken reason.

Grandad fell asleep**ed and my sister(aged 8) put make up on him. Looked like Biggins in Panto. F00kin ppissed ourselves laffin'.

^ p1ssed

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Meeting a bird on xmas eve a few years back utterly p1ssed.and waking up int he middle of the night and taking a p1ss on her xmas tree thinking it was a bog for some drunken reason.

you should do 250 hours community service for that imo

went into a niteclub on one of the nites between christmas and new year. when we came out a 1 in the morning, there must have been about a foot of snow fallen. all our cars were snowed in and we ended up back at a party in a flat above an off licence and they somehow managed to run out of drink. that was where i found my 1 weakness - female irish nurses. wow. the soft accent, the massive carpets. brilliant.

or going out with my old dog for a walk. he used to walk along, with his nose in the snow and build up a little pile then eat it. just snap away at this little snowball he had created, till it was all gone. i'd be laughing, he'd look at me and do it all again.

always seemed so massively unfair, that. dogs only live till their 8-10 yrs old and wimmin last till 70+. whats the point of a woman, once she has reached 40? their sparkling repartit? the sagginess of their crinkly body?

I remember watching this every year:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWpN59wCX08

Tom & Jerry at their best (if you're the sentimental type its worth watching to the end).