EastEnders ...Storyline

Yup, why the body is in the boot is just beyond me...............

My mother watches that tripe, so I tend to see bits of it every time I visit her. How many different boyfriends have those blonde Kray Sisters had between them since they joined the prog? Twenty?

One of them even turned up at the doctor's office the other evening in a naughty nurse outfit. I expect that happens all the time in real life.

now we are led to believe Phil Mitchell is skint

I thought he controlled all organised crime in the East End?

What a load of rubbish that programme is .Far fetched nonsense

Would have been the worst episode since the one where it was just Dot and Sonia, if it wasn't for the fact that we got to see Denise in her underwear.

ok what happened

Lucas strangled to other fella in the style of a mafia hitman. Then buried him in the centre of the square while no one was looking. In the meantime, he hid the body in the boot of Phils Jag. Ricky looked in there, but failed to notice the corpse trussed up in a carpet.

Man of God an' all!

Howdi 26 Nov 20:11


now we are led to believe Phil Mitchell is skint

By the same suspension of belief the programme makers as us to partake in when he's portrayed as Albert Square's answer to Casanova!

shout Roger :D

god knows how!

Phil's tits must sag so much now

god knows how he got off with Dawn

Obviously Dawn has a thing about balding,portly 40something males who live with their mums.

lol u lot like a bunch of old women

am actually moaning about how more unrealistic eastenders is becoming

I mean Dawn actually went off wae that Gary instead of staying behind in the Vic and pretending theres a pregnancy?, so she can get off with that pasty faced phil forever more?

nice more wee pasty spu nk fae phil if she had stayed behind

lol that's soap land for you

Heathers had sex

Yeah but Phil's got an XJ6. Birds love XJ6's.

aye wae that pasty and skinny Darren? whats going on??

how come there's no drama regarding the Polis snooping around Albert Square finding out who suffocated Darren?

do you think Darren let Heather sit on top of him for a while?

i.e. his face

would have suffocated

Manchester Untied Dave 26 Nov 21:04
Yeah but Phil's got an XJ6. Birds love XJ6's.

I don't even know what an XJ6 is??

a playstation from 2006?

Claire Bates couldn't even get one of the ginger maggots to ride her, whilst Shirley was fighting them off with a cattle prod.

:^0

Claire Bates was right up there! right enough!

Little Mo looking hot on BBC3 now

tut tut

the bigger Mo was OK after 8 pints

Owen was about the best actor in the show and they kill him off

Manchester Untied Dave 26 Nov 20:40
Lucas strangled to other fella in the style of a mafia hitman. Then buried him in the centre of the square while no one was looking. In the meantime, he hid the body in the boot of Phils Jag. Ricky looked in there, but failed to notice the corpse trussed up in a carpet.


pure quality thats exactly how it was.Are they drunk when they think these story lines up.Absolutly ridiculous prog.It could quiet easily be a comedy or i would like to see the x rated version with all the swearing and that,that`d be funny :-)

Libby has come on a bundle

not arf but you wouldn`t think that denise is the mother

I quite liked that guy Owen actually before he got strangled! Still can't get over that random ending a cple of weeks ago when they were both spouting off religious nonsense while both proving who was tougher than the other! Made me larf!! Soaps & realty TV don't cha just love it!