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JUGADOR MEJOR
26 Nov 09 18:55
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Why is it we men need to urinate up against something. A question once asked by Margret Meldrew (Victors wife). This got me thinking years ago and imo the best thing to do if you are caught short and have absolutely no other option is to lie over a drain near a parked car.

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HRH The Lager Khan
When: 26 Nov 09 18:56
You'd have noofters hiding in drains
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BillKiller
When: 26 Nov 09 19:09
I once peed into a fish.

Well, I was on a train without bogs at the time. I needed a slash, so used the fish then emptied it out of the window. Twice.
By:
JUGADOR MEJOR
When: 26 Nov 09 19:10
Bet he was green around the gills
By:
nestor
When: 26 Nov 09 19:12
Bill, I for one need more detail on your story. :)
By:
BillKiller
When: 26 Nov 09 19:20
Happy birthday, Nestor!

It was some years ago. A few of us happened to be in Slovakia and we went fishing. Somebody caught a huge pike and we fetched it back (dead) to the hotel on the train. It was one of those old trains, left over from communism. No upholstery on the seats, no bogs in the carriage, no nothing.

As we approached a town I urgently needed a leak but there were houses right up to track so the window was no good. We had no bottles or cans left. Then I saw the fish hanging from the luggage rack with its mouth open.

My bladder can hold as much as one and a half large pikes.
By:
JUGADOR MEJOR
When: 26 Nov 09 19:22
I once filled 34 goldfish.
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 26 Nov 09 19:40
Haven't pike got sharp teeth? One of those puffer fish would be ideal. A friend of mine tried being sick in to a crisp packet on a train once. It was only a small bag of Walkers cheese and onion, really needed to be a family size. Messy.
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