War memorial urinator offshoot thread

You'd have noofters hiding in drains

I once peed into a fish.

Well, I was on a train without bogs at the time. I needed a slash, so used the fish then emptied it out of the window. Twice.

Bet he was green around the gills

Bill, I for one need more detail on your story. :)

Happy birthday, Nestor!

It was some years ago. A few of us happened to be in Slovakia and we went fishing. Somebody caught a huge pike and we fetched it back (dead) to the hotel on the train. It was one of those old trains, left over from communism. No upholstery on the seats, no bogs in the carriage, no nothing.

As we approached a town I urgently needed a leak but there were houses right up to track so the window was no good. We had no bottles or cans left. Then I saw the fish hanging from the luggage rack with its mouth open.

My bladder can hold as much as one and a half large pikes.

I once filled 34 goldfish.

Haven't pike got sharp teeth? One of those puffer fish would be ideal. A friend of mine tried being sick in to a crisp packet on a train once. It was only a small bag of Walkers cheese and onion, really needed to be a family size. Messy.