I started a thread on Monday night about the high winds

On a windy night
The nearby fence
Looked tense

Oh terrific - now none of us will get a good nights sleep for fear of Eboue's fence circulating overhead and crashing through the bedroom window.

It's amazing how in one night it went from being a sturdy fence to the next morning when it looked like it was made of bulser wood.

It could have been worse, Mr Eboue:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1230774/Tanks-dropping-Couples-shock-tonne-combat-vehicle-L-plates-crashes-garden-fence.html

I can't follow that link, whats it about?

Try this, Zola: http://urlcut.com/defenced

:-)

Ah OK, its about a couples shock when a combat vehicle with L plates crashes through their garden fence.

I though defenced was punnier.