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I've just been watching the News for the Deaf.
The woman doing the signing gave up after 3 attemps trying to sign**ermouth.
The woman doing the signing gave up after 3 attemps trying to sign**ermouth.
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Not my kind of woman then ! Must be a lezza innit !
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"I bought a racehorse today." "Oh, really? What is the horse's name, gender, timing, and what are you going to do with him? "I've decided to call him 'My Face.' He is male, runs a mile in just under a minute. I don't care if he doesn't win a race or if he makes me any money." "Then why'nthehell did ya buy him? I just want to hear thousands of those uppity posh **es at the race course shouting: 'Come on, My Face!' GOD I'd love to hear that!"
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:)
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Call him Scuttler
|Then wait for Tanya Stephenson to urge millions to back Scuttler |
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i heard a commentary many years ago that went
foxy f^nny being pressed by alcock :) |
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About three hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves again. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill! Follow that bloody guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!" |