What's your fav British Media pronounciation of Cockermouth?

So far I've heard quite a few laughable alternatives to the normal accepted pronounciation, including :

**erMUTH

CUCKermouth

and, Ye Gods, I even heard

CUCKerMUTH


Curiously, whenever you hear the locals being interviewed, they quite calmly pronounce it**erMOUTH. What on earth is preventing the overpaid hordes of chimps with microphones from doing the same?

Quite frankly I haven't heard such flagrant over-use of the letter 'U' since the halcyon days of the former European Number One golfer CULLIN MUNTGUMMERIE