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Who is weeping, you or your fella?
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thrush
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wnaking with a brillo pad doesnt help
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do you go to sleep naked brian?
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AIDS (nap)
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No.. Don't sleep naked.
How can it be thrush? Not been near a bird for months |
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Twice a week, you dirty tw@t, no wonder you aint had any for a few months
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Sounds like way too much w*nking to me.
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Try Canesten
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had it to brian, dont sha g with it cause those red bits dry up go all crackly. havent had it for a while and it only came when getting into winter, same as you didnt go to doc's, been fine now for couple of years. Just get a cream for it, thats all you can do!
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Stop w@nking will help, you have a bad case of bell end buff.
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Remove rough skin with fine sandpaper and apply a good dollop of vic.
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You dont need to have sex
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agree splicer
wash twice a week?........prolly is thrust that's disgusting! |
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thrush I mean
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I don't w@nk using my hand anymore
ive started whacking loads of vaseline into a blown up Swimming arm band... Feels like the real thing. But only twice a week and i change the Vaseine regually |
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its obviously been a longer time than you're letting on if you think a swimming arm band feels like the real thing
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Do you have tight foreskin?
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a swimming arm band is hard material, not good for sensitive organs at all, that'll be what the cause of it was, no matter about the amount of vaseline
otherwise it's a phishing thread |
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Don't say see a doctor as i'm too ashamed to whack my chap out as its not exactly a monster.
I can assure you the docs have seen 'em all and in all probability smaller than yours, don't be embarrassed go and get it sorted. If it's your own doctor you're shy of, go to your local std clinic. |
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Syphilis is like that. Goes away for years and then the chancres flare up again just before it kills you.
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Ok will see a Doc in the Morning.
Thanks for your help. Trouble is i cant wash it with soap as it stings so much i could pass out. Also when it sticks to my pants the pain prizing it apart is horendous. Hope the Doctor does not mind seeing a grown man cry... Oh and a Whiff |
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Wills whiff ?
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Physically sick :(
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You're more worried what a doctor will think about the size of your** than a woman? Weird...
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He didn't say he was hetro, did he?
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it could also be a nice looking female doctor, which I have
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Im not a Bender so get that idea out yer nut ok.
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nuts*
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I think you should wait until the fecker drops off, those GPs can be uncaring baserds
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wouldnt worry be about it dead by sunday.
My mate had this and his knob fell off. |
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This is wind up - who openly admits to vaselining a swimming band and**ging it?
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you will gte the unbrella treatment down the clinic imo
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Don't say see a doctor as i'm too ashamed to whack my chap out as its not exactly a monster.
Any suggestions This is where the fishing is revealed, never mind the armband. Would any sane man post such a thing? |
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about going to see a doctor? can't see why not
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[b]If the head of your**(glans) is inflamed, you have balanitis. This is a Greek word meaning
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a cheesy material, called smegma, accumulates.
Just pour yourself a nice glass of red wine and enjoy mate! |
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Not the doctor, that his c0ck is small.
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If you've got any of those probiotic drinks (or live yoghurt) in the frigde - try soaking it in one of those.
Alternatively, crush some garlic into a small amount of water (half a teacup) and bathe using that. |