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Brian_Ookiebasher
25 Nov 09 17:57
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At the tip red raw and very painful.

Also at the top around the "rim" bright red and very sore. with some weeping.

Not been up to anything sexwise for a few months so cant be that.
I wash down there at least twice a week throughly.

Don't say see a doctor as i'm too ashamed to whack my chap out as its not exactly a monster.

Any suggestions

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By:
FatherMaguire
When: 25 Nov 09 17:59
Who is weeping, you or your fella?
By:
STEPTOES YARD
When: 25 Nov 09 17:59
thrush
By:
redbag
When: 25 Nov 09 17:59
wnaking with a brillo pad doesnt help
By:
punterfleecer
When: 25 Nov 09 17:59
do you go to sleep naked brian?
By:
Jimbo747
When: 25 Nov 09 18:00
AIDS (nap)
By:
Brian_Ookiebasher
When: 25 Nov 09 18:02
No.. Don't sleep naked.

How can it be thrush? Not been near a bird for months
By:
Splicer Keats
When: 25 Nov 09 18:02
Twice a week, you dirty tw@t, no wonder you aint had any for a few months
By:
Lozzy
When: 25 Nov 09 18:02
Sounds like way too much w*nking to me.
By:
JUGADOR MEJOR
When: 25 Nov 09 18:02
Try Canesten
By:
the jakeball
When: 25 Nov 09 18:03
had it to brian, dont sha g with it cause those red bits dry up go all crackly. havent had it for a while and it only came when getting into winter, same as you didnt go to doc's, been fine now for couple of years. Just get a cream for it, thats all you can do!
By:
Splicer Keats
When: 25 Nov 09 18:03
Stop w@nking will help, you have a bad case of bell end buff.
By:
Splicer Keats
When: 25 Nov 09 18:04
Remove rough skin with fine sandpaper and apply a good dollop of vic.
By:
STEPTOES YARD
When: 25 Nov 09 18:05
You dont need to have sex
By:
punterfleecer
When: 25 Nov 09 18:05
agree splicer

wash twice a week?........prolly is thrust

that's disgusting!
By:
punterfleecer
When: 25 Nov 09 18:05
thrush I mean
By:
Brian_Ookiebasher
When: 25 Nov 09 18:05
I don't w@nk using my hand anymore

ive started whacking loads of vaseline into a blown up Swimming arm band... Feels like the real thing.

But only twice a week and i change the Vaseine regually
By:
the worm
When: 25 Nov 09 18:07
its obviously been a longer time than you're letting on if you think a swimming arm band feels like the real thing
By:
niceone
When: 25 Nov 09 18:08
Do you have tight foreskin?
By:
punterfleecer
When: 25 Nov 09 18:08
a swimming arm band is hard material, not good for sensitive organs at all, that'll be what the cause of it was, no matter about the amount of vaseline

otherwise it's a phishing thread
By:
Hoss
When: 25 Nov 09 18:10
Don't say see a doctor as i'm too ashamed to whack my chap out as its not exactly a monster.

I can assure you the docs have seen 'em all and in all probability smaller than yours, don't be embarrassed go and get it sorted.

If it's your own doctor you're shy of, go to your local std clinic.
By:
BillKiller
When: 25 Nov 09 18:13
Syphilis is like that. Goes away for years and then the chancres flare up again just before it kills you.
By:
Brian_Ookiebasher
When: 25 Nov 09 18:16
Ok will see a Doc in the Morning.
Thanks for your help.

Trouble is i cant wash it with soap as it stings so much i could pass out.
Also when it sticks to my pants the pain prizing it apart is horendous.

Hope the Doctor does not mind seeing a grown man cry... Oh and a Whiff
By:
BillKiller
When: 25 Nov 09 18:18
Wills whiff ?
By:
Splicer Keats
When: 25 Nov 09 18:22
Physically sick :(
By:
cliff
When: 25 Nov 09 18:24
You're more worried what a doctor will think about the size of your** than a woman? Weird...
By:
Dutchy Schwarz
When: 25 Nov 09 18:28
He didn't say he was hetro, did he?
By:
punterfleecer
When: 25 Nov 09 18:28
it could also be a nice looking female doctor, which I have
By:
Brian_Ookiebasher
When: 25 Nov 09 18:30
Im not a Bender so get that idea out yer nut ok.
By:
STEPTOES YARD
When: 25 Nov 09 18:31
nuts*
By:
Ronaldinho's dentist
When: 25 Nov 09 18:35
I think you should wait until the fecker drops off, those GPs can be uncaring baserds
By:
Howdi
When: 25 Nov 09 18:36
wouldnt worry be about it dead by sunday.
My mate had this and his knob fell off.
By:
cliff
When: 25 Nov 09 18:39
This is wind up - who openly admits to vaselining a swimming band and**ging it?
By:
G1_Jockey_4
When: 25 Nov 09 18:41
you will gte the unbrella treatment down the clinic imo
By:
Ghostdog
When: 25 Nov 09 18:44
Don't say see a doctor as i'm too ashamed to whack my chap out as its not exactly a monster.

Any suggestions


This is where the fishing is revealed, never mind the armband. Would any sane man post such a thing?
By:
Dutchy Schwarz
When: 25 Nov 09 18:52
about going to see a doctor? can't see why not
By:
wur
When: 25 Nov 09 18:57
[b]If the head of your**(glans) is inflamed, you have balanitis. This is a Greek word meaning
By:
Dutchy Schwarz
When: 25 Nov 09 18:59
a cheesy material, called smegma, accumulates.


Just pour yourself a nice glass of red wine and enjoy mate!
By:
Ghostdog
When: 25 Nov 09 19:07
Not the doctor, that his c0ck is small.
By:
yeahyeahwhatever
When: 25 Nov 09 19:12
If you've got any of those probiotic drinks (or live yoghurt) in the frigde - try soaking it in one of those.

Alternatively, crush some garlic into a small amount of water (half a teacup) and bathe using that.
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