How do you distinguish a geezer from an Essex Boy?

Geezer wont have a mate called wayne

Am I right in thinking that a geezer will drink in a boozer, whereas an Essex Boy will spend two grand in a night buying Di Sarono in an establishment called Starlite?

essex boy is a wanna be geezer.

As far as I know Lozzy, it's the chap who looks like Phil Mitchell, is the salt of the earth and took the stars three at a time at the Specials gig in Hammersmith last night.

Both of them belong to a wider family, known to natural history experts as The**ney Bull$hitters.

I am deadly serious

Of an evening, Essex Boy will start off by going to the gym in his purple Alfa Romeo (sunglasses on top of head, obviously). Following the gym and a shower he will apply a vat of gel to his hair, and sporting his CK boxers on the outside of his 'strides' he will spend the rest of the night in a bar plying a woman called Dawn in a white mini skirt with vodka shots.

Geezer will spend th evening in a an underground warehouse watching his dog Beelzebub fight.

Do geezers come on the forum?

The last diamond geezer seen on here was a Mr E. Way

i seen a photograph of that e.way which appears to have been taken about 30 year ago, quite a smarmy looking guy

must be about 50-60 now

I think geezers make me feel safe whereas Essex Boys make me feel a bit queezy.

That John Bradbury btw...a legend if I'm not mistaken.

Real geezers let loose on internet fora and upset everybody they want to, but in the real world they are pretty quiet if left alone.

Upper case letters, mush :)

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