man on manslaughter charge, what do u think

was it free range?

two youths die and you crack a yoke

Link please.

i was looking on the sunny side.

serious
no link ,my g/f told me

Was he ovum the limit?

Were they in shell suits?

5 youths in a car.

Was it a hatchback?

Were they brown or white? The eggs, I mean.

Serves albumen in the car that crashed right imo.

should never play chicken.

This thread's not all it's cracked up to be

Has this guy been up before the beak then?

I'd be boiling with rage.

This story needs to be eggsplored further, I suspent fowl play. But tbh it serves them right for eggcelerating away like that, a bit too hen-thusiastic imo. Youth drivers need to be better eggucated about the dangers of this kind of eggstravagant driving, the driving eggsams should be harder. The poor kids in the back must've been terri-fried :(

:^0 I should be a comedi-hen

although a sad thread, the jokes on it are pure comedy gold, people get paid to do jokes that arent as funny as these

agree with yorky

the funniest is starship saying he heard it from his girlfriend :-)

hope he is cooperating with the police.

Pullet Betfair.

major eggsageration in this story i think!

He'll have time to take stock.












I'll get me wig.

latest report is that the police are sitting on all the evidence.

leads are being followed and the case will be cracked soon.

a few of these yolks have been poached from elsewhere

eggsexcellent post.....it all turned to yolk

I could give you half a dozen reasons why this thread should be scrambled.

If only they'd offered up a benediction prior to setting out on that fateful journey.

The judge will throw the case out, and say "Om a letting him go", imo

that's it I'm asking betfair to pull this fred

Un oeuf is enough

He should go on the run.

Were they driving a free-rangerover

Its a load of cluck cluck

I got so eggcited at thinking of a pun I forgot the period.

I mean question mark.

Now I'm just playing devil's advocaat, but maybe he should be charged.

lol magic flea. v good

If he'd chickened out of the confrontation the whole tragedy would have been avoided.

had they just bought them from the eggon moblie garage

clearly nog guilty.

I'm really clucked off with this thread

did the others manage to scramble out of the car

he will try his best to beat the case

Chit Chat can always be relied on to whisk up some bad egg puns

It's simply a case of hatching and consequence. Haul them up before the Beak!

i hear tesco's have contacted the police with a view to helping out with cctv to prove where they bought the eggs

the police have assured tesco's that their was no value in that line of egquiry

Can't see how he could be charged, anyway. Just for returning an egg?

he was egged on

i heard they'd been poaching

No Link??????
I think Starship left with egg on face unless he can stop beating around the bush and come up with the eggsact details.