Have we frightened Do Wah away ?

witherspoons, NAP!!!

afternoon prize bingo 1.01

Diddy is teetotal these days, he was here earlier cc, on the metal detector thread.

CURIOUS CAT THE ONLY PERSON THAT FRIEGHTENS ME IS THE BOGEY MAN

DO WAH ..IVE JUST POSTED TO YOU ON THE METAL DETECTOR THREAD -- AFTER 4 HOURS AWAY -- WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!

ITS TO DO WITH MAGNETIC PULLS

THEY SAY OPPOSITES ATTRACT DO WAH ---BUT IVE ALWAYS FELT AN AFFINITY WITH YOU

WHY DO YOU THINK YOURE ILLEGITIMATE ?

ARE YOU POSITIVE


DO YOU GET IT ,

YES I DID DO WAH
GUFFAW GUFFAW

POSITIVE + POSITIVE = POSITIVE

NEGATIVE + POSITIVE = NEGATIVE


NEGATIVE + NEGATIVE = POSITIVE



I LEARNT THAT IN SCIENVE, I WONDER WHY I REMEMBER THAT

I POSITIVELY HAVE NO IDEA


GET IT

YES THATS A GOOD ONE ,I WILL REMEMBER IT

lol joe, class.

THANK YOU MD --HAVE YOU MET MY FRIEND DO WAH ?
DO WAH THIS IS MITCHELL ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS .

I ALSO LEARNT H2O = WATER


H2S03 =SULPHUROUS ACID



H2S04 = SULPHURIC ACID



I MUST HAVE AN AFFINITY WITH H IS

Do Wah knows me, we're both twirlys.

IVE JUST NOTICED HES MITCHELL AND NOT MICHAEL

YOU ARE CANNYMAN ARNT YOU

DO WAH THEY BROUGHT THE DRUGS TROLLEY ROUND TODAY AND IT HAD A WONKY FRONT WHEEL THAT KEPT GOING SQUEAK SQUEAK AND WOULDNT TURN PROPERLY ..THE SISTER RAMMED IT INTO OLD MR JENKINS RIGHT LEG -- HE DID CRY TERRIBLY -- UNTIL THEY GOT SOME PILLS OFF THE TROLLEY AND GAVE THEM TO HIM --THEN HE WENT TO SLEEP RIGHT AWAY --I THINK THEY CAN GET THE BLOOD OUT OF THE CARPET .

Yes Do Wah I am, was unjustly barred.

DO WAH ITS NOT POLITE IN FORUM COMPANY TO ASK SUCH THINGS

YES ,DONT LET THEM WIND YOU UP,WEVE NOT GOT LONG TO LIVE

IVE GOT TO KNOW WHO IM TALKING TO ,SOMETIMES I BELIEVE THEM AND ITS NOT THEM

AND SOMETIMES THEY ARE NOT THERE TOO DO WAH

We haven't Do Wah, probably 75% spent. Now there's a thought, and not a happy one.

I HAVE TO DISSAPEAR SOMETIMES,BECAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN THEY SAY WHERES DO WAH DIDDY,I DONT WANT TO BE FORGOTTON LIKE THE CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS

SHOULD I CALL YOU CANNY OR MITCHELL

WHAT ARE THEY ? IVE FORGOTTEN

canny is fine Do Wah.

LOOK UP CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS IN CASE YOUR TEASEING ME

NO GIRLS LOOK AT ME ANYMORE AND GO WOW,


THEY GO UGH



NO WONDER IM DEPRESSED

That's where we differ Do Wah, I look at least 10 years younger than I am and can still pull young chicks.

IVE GIVE UP ,NO ONE WANTS A RECOVERING ALCOHOLICK COMPULSIVE GAMBLING SKINT 60 YEAR OLD, EVEN THOUGH IM EASY GOING

THE LADY S AT THE DATEING AGENCY SAID THERE WAS NO CALL FOR MY TYPE

MITCHELL DID ALRIGHT AT THAT AGENCY DO WAH

AND HES A RECOVERING ALCOHOLICK COMPULSIVE GAMBLING SKINT 80 YEAR OLD :D

DO WAH YOU MUST BE POSITIVE

DO YOU GET IT

YOU NOW HAVE FREE PRESCIPTIONS AND FREE BUS RIDES , PLUS £200 HEATING MONEY AND I THINK YOU GET FREE EYE TESTS TOO .

Someone said on the horse racing forum that Do wah is Johnny Vegas,is this correct?

YES I AM POSITIVE,IM POSITIVE NO ONE WANTS ME


ME MAM ONLY LOOKS AFTER ME BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT THE NEIGHBOURS TO SAY SHES A BAD MOTHER

THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER ,NO IM NOT BUT THEY WONT LET IHIM IN THE DATEING AGENCY AS WELL

lol Do wah.

THINK WEVE SCARED MITCHELL AWAY DO WAH

NO JOE ,HE SAID IM A GOOD TURN BUT IM ON TOO LONG ,DONT WORRY ABOUT CANNY HES ALLRIGHT

NO JOE ,HE SAID IM A GOOD TURN BUT IM ON TOO LONG ,DONT WORRY ABOUT CANNY HES ALLRIGHT

GOT TO GO NOW,IVE GOT TO DECIDE WEATHER TO GO TO AN A A MEETING OR FLICK THROUGH THE T V STATIONS ALL NIGHT SEE YOU ALL LATER

Hello Do Wah :) .......... sorry I missed you.

You could earn a living as a Johnny Vegas impersonator.

then you could pull in the chicks that impersonate the Johnnie Vegas groupies.

GOOD MORNING DO WAH , ARE YOU UP ? I WAITED UNTIL NEAR MIDDAY .

IM UP AND HAD MY £5 HAIRCUT ITS GONE UP FROM £4 TO £5,IM GOING TO MY GRANDSONS TONIGHT HES 2 TODAY,IVE BOUGHT HIM A 3-4 CARDIGAN,JUST INCASE THERES A TRAFFICK JAM

IM NOT A JOHNNY VEGAS IMPERSONATOR,IM MORE REFINED AND OLDER THAN HIM

I PREFER MARMALADE

THEY SANG OO BLA DEE ,OO BLA DA LIFE GOES ON

WRITTEN BY THE BEATLES FOR THEM DO WAH
SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT THE JAM HAD WRITTEN IT .

USUALLY HAVE MY £4 HAIRCUT IN THE NORTH WEST ,BUT THIS TIME I COULDN'T GET DOWN THERE ..IT COST £9 UP HERE :-(

I LIKED THE EARLY SONGS OF THE BEETLES,WHEN THEY WENT PUNK WITH HEY JUDE AND ELENOURRIGBY THEY GOT ON MY NERVESE

THIS KURDISH HAIRCUTTER LIGHT A CANDLE AND BURNS THE HAIRS IN YOUR EAR,AND HAS A PIECE OF FLOSS TO DO YOUR EYE BROWS

HES GOT PICTURES OF ALL NICE HAIRCUTS ON THE WALL ,BUT IVE NEVER SEEN ONE OF US COME VOUT WITH ONE ,BUT FOR £5 ,I DONT REALLY EXPECT ONE

MY ONE USES CURLING TONGS ON MY PUBES.

I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE MONKS ,A BIT OF HAIR ROUND THE EDGE ,THEY HAVE TO PAY THE FULL PRICE TOO.

ALL THE BALD PEOPLE DONT COME OUT IN SALFORD ,THEY HAVE TO STAY IN,BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOUTS HEY BALDY WHAT YOU DOING OUT

DO YOU LIVE IN SALFORD DO WAH ?

I WAS PLAYING HOCKEY IN SALFORD ONE SUNDAY MORNING AT 11AM ..
WE KNEW THAT THE BLOCKS OF FLATS BEHIND ONE GOAL WERE DUE TO BE DEMOLISHED BY EXPLOSION THEN , SO WE PLAYED TOWARDS THAT GOAL SO WE COULD SEE THE BLOCKS GOING DOWN .WHEN THE BANG WENT OFF , THEIR PLAYERS TURNED TO LOOK BEHIND THEM AND WE NEARLY SCORED .

YES I LIVE IN SALFORD,WEVE GOT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS,

IVE JUST BEEN IN A SHOPPING PRECINCT ,AND A GIRL WAS SHOUTING DOWN THE PHONE SHES GOING TO KILL SOMEONE,THEN HER MOTHER TOOK THE PHONE OFF HER AND SHE SHOUTED SHE GUNNA KILL HER,MY NERVES DONT NEED IT

YOU STILL HAVE PHONE BOXES IN SALFORD ..THEY PUT VISITOR TOURIST INFORMATION LEAFLETS IN OURS .

PHONE BOXES WE HAVE BUT THERES USUALLY NO PHONES OR DOORS

Do wah Diddy 23 Nov 15:42
IVE GIVE UP ,NO ONE WANTS A RECOVERING ALCOHOLICK COMPULSIVE GAMBLING SKINT 60 YEAR OLD, EVEN THOUGH IM EASY GOING

THE LADY S AT THE DATEING AGENCY SAID THERE WAS NO CALL FOR MY TYPE

lol, that's brilliant.

At least you didn't send your photo to a lonely hearts club as my mate once did. He got a reply saying we're not that lonely!

I JUST SIT ON THE BUS,WITH MY FREE BUS PASS WATCHING OUT OF THE WINDOW DAY DREAMING WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN,IF ID OF BEEN A GOOD BOY

I HAVE TO LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW TO DAYDREAM,AS THE PASSENGERS ON THE BUS GET ON MY NERVES