I love the readers' rants on the Daily Mail site, they're just as good as the ones on here.
Today's offering concerns a 39-year-old grandmother who stole a charm bracelet from her son's girlfriend while looking after the cat. The bracelet happened to have a teddy bear charm and was on a dressing table that also contained mementoes of her dead grandson.
The Mail readers have jumped on this with glee and have accused her of grave robbing and possibly even stealing the cat food. (Cannyman angle there.)
My favourite comment so far is:
She is so low, the Judge should have made her go out on the streets every Friday/Saturday night, and lick the vomit up from the pavements. That is her level!!!!