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5 things not to say in a Gay Bar.
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1. Well f**k me.
2. Bottoms up.
3. Can I b*m a fag.
4. Toss you for the next round.
5. Can someone push my stool in.
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dk1986
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November 23, 2009 1:45 PM GMT
5. :^0
5. :^0
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dk1986
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November 23, 2009 1:46 PM GMT
6. Make mine a stiff one
6. Make mine a stiff one
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mitchell downie
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November 23, 2009 1:49 PM GMT
I see the plug has come out of the juke-box, I'll just bend down and put it back in.
I see the plug has come out of the juke-box, I'll just bend down and put it back in.
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overboard
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November 23, 2009 1:49 PM GMT
"I think I shall just bend over and pick up that pound coin I can see stuck to the floor in the gents."
"I think I shall just bend over and pick up that pound coin I can see stuck to the floor in the gents."
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Shenanigans
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November 23, 2009 1:50 PM GMT
Would anyone like to try one of my nuts?
Would anyone like to try one of my nuts?
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Petrus Romanus
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November 23, 2009 1:53 PM GMT
Do you come here often ?
Do you come here often ?
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everythings gone green
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November 23, 2009 1:54 PM GMT
I need the gents.
I need the gents.
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mitchell downie
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November 23, 2009 1:54 PM GMT
Bugar me, the beer's a bit off.
Bugar me, the beer's a bit off.
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redbag
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November 23, 2009 1:57 PM GMT
has anybody found a ring
has anybody found a ring
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Joe Jordan
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November 23, 2009 1:59 PM GMT
Can anybody here put back doors in ?
Can anybody here put back doors in ?
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Scamp the man
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November 23, 2009 2:00 PM GMT
Chase me.
Chase me.
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Joe Jordan
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November 23, 2009 2:01 PM GMT
Anyone got a room for the night ?
Anyone got a room for the night ?
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2smiggy
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November 23, 2009 2:01 PM GMT
:)
:)
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HRH The Lager Khan
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November 23, 2009 2:02 PM GMT
"Will you stop trying to grab my slippery nipple - I'll give you a sex on the beach to try instead".
"Will you stop trying to grab my slippery nipple - I'll give you a sex on the beach to try instead".
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Joe Jordan
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November 23, 2009 2:04 PM GMT
from the topic header above this one =
Whats the best thing to do with a nice fresh pineapple??
from the topic header above this one =Whats the best thing to do with a nice fresh pineapple??
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Make my hay
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November 23, 2009 2:05 PM GMT
Down the hatch
Down the hatch
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cjhornet
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November 23, 2009 2:05 PM GMT
lol JJ
lol JJ
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snooker backer
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November 23, 2009 2:08 PM GMT
Had a hard day today, fancy a stiff one.
Had a hard day today, fancy a stiff one.
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orioles
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November 23, 2009 2:18 PM GMT
"I'm Big Charlie, but you can call me Alice"
"I'm Big Charlie, but you can call me Alice"
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mitchell downie
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November 23, 2009 2:24 PM GMT
lol Joe, class.
lol Joe, class.
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mitchell downie
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November 23, 2009 2:26 PM GMT
I've had that Aliss disease recently O, think a bugs going round. Have you had Aliss?
I've had that Aliss disease recently O, think a bugs going round. Have you had Aliss?
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Joe Jordan
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November 23, 2009 2:30 PM GMT
ANYONE FANCY A GAME OF NAKED LEAPFROG ?
ANYONE FANCY A GAME OF NAKED LEAPFROG ?
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mitchell downie
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November 23, 2009 2:32 PM GMT
Anyone else got that Aliss that's going around?
Anyone else got that Aliss that's going around?
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HRH The Lager Khan
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November 23, 2009 2:36 PM GMT
"What does the coq au vin taste like?"
"What does the coq au vin taste like?"
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HRH The Lager Khan
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November 23, 2009 2:57 PM GMT
The delivery driver should definately not say "I've got a load of salted nuts for you, shall I shove e'm round the back?"
The delivery driver should definately not say "I've got a load of salted nuts for you, shall I shove e'm round the back?"
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danniellasmincepies
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November 23, 2009 3:10 PM GMT
straight glass please
straight glass please
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Shenanigans
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November 23, 2009 3:11 PM GMT
Can you fill it up to the rim please, barman?
Can you fill it up to the rim please, barman?
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danniellasmincepies
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November 23, 2009 3:12 PM GMT
what's the best thing to do with a nice fresh pineapple
what's the best thing to do with a nice fresh pineapple
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transmission vamp
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November 23, 2009 3:14 PM GMT
Would you like some head with your pint sir?
Would you like some head with your pint sir?
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snooker backer
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November 23, 2009 3:33 PM GMT
This head is so big I'm going to have to blow some off it.
This head is so big I'm going to have to blow some off it.
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larry grayson
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November 23, 2009 3:40 PM GMT
I dont find any of this vaguely amusing.
And neither does my friend here.
I dont find any of this vaguely amusing. And neither does my friend here.
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snooker backer
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November 23, 2009 3:41 PM GMT
Everard?
Everard?
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Slippy Blue
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November 23, 2009 3:42 PM GMT
Shut that door.
Shut that door.
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Tony Broke
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November 23, 2009 4:21 PM GMT
hi my names canaryboy
hi my names canaryboy
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WELSHIE1
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November 23, 2009 7:56 PM GMT
:))
:))
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WELSHIE1
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November 23, 2009 7:56 PM GMT
:)
:)
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shame about ray
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November 23, 2009 8:11 PM GMT
Apint of Fosters and a Ginger Beer please (like my wife asked for in a bar in Canal Street last year)
Apint of Fosters and a Ginger Beer please (like my wife asked for in a bar in Canal Street last year)
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gresty241
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November 23, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
good old anal treet
good old anal treet
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Petrus Romanus
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November 23, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
in a Welsh accent Right, who's up for a bit of** fun ?
in a Welsh accent Right, who's up for a bit of** fun ?
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morpteh mackem
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November 23, 2009 8:55 PM GMT
'what times the meat raffle ? '
'what times the meat raffle ? '
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Don No1
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November 23, 2009 8:55 PM GMT
'A shot for me'
'A shot for me'
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cunnybobbler
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November 23, 2009 8:56 PM GMT
"it was the queers who started aids ya know"
"it was the queers who started aids ya know"
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zilzal1
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November 23, 2009 10:57 PM GMT
Who do you prefer, Bob Mugabe or Peter Tatchell???
Can i have **ots with *****please
Stone the crows, There's a guy in tights over there
Who do you prefer, Bob Mugabe or Peter Tatchell???Can i have **ots with *****pleaseStone the crows, There's a guy in tights over there
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no moves
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November 23, 2009 11:02 PM GMT
Mines a large one.
Mines a large one.
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den perry
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November 23, 2009 11:03 PM GMT
cut or uncut?
cut or uncut?
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fawwon
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November 23, 2009 11:05 PM GMT
Well blow me
Well blow me
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718
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November 23, 2009 11:06 PM GMT
Is this thread not racist or something...?
Is this thread not racist or something...?
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