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ditchbert
23 Nov 09 13:44
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1. Well f**k me.
2. Bottoms up.
3. Can I b*m a fag.
4. Toss you for the next round.
5. Can someone push my stool in.
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Report dk1986 November 23, 2009 1:45 PM GMT
5. :^0
Report dk1986 November 23, 2009 1:46 PM GMT
6. Make mine a stiff one
Report mitchell downie November 23, 2009 1:49 PM GMT
I see the plug has come out of the juke-box, I'll just bend down and put it back in.
Report overboard November 23, 2009 1:49 PM GMT
"I think I shall just bend over and pick up that pound coin I can see stuck to the floor in the gents."
Report Shenanigans November 23, 2009 1:50 PM GMT
Would anyone like to try one of my nuts?
Report Petrus Romanus November 23, 2009 1:53 PM GMT
Do you come here often ?
Report everythings gone green November 23, 2009 1:54 PM GMT
I need the gents.
Report mitchell downie November 23, 2009 1:54 PM GMT
Bugar me, the beer's a bit off.
Report redbag November 23, 2009 1:57 PM GMT
has anybody found a ring
Report Joe Jordan November 23, 2009 1:59 PM GMT
Can anybody here put back doors in ?
Report Scamp the man November 23, 2009 2:00 PM GMT
Chase me.
Report Joe Jordan November 23, 2009 2:01 PM GMT
Anyone got a room for the night ?
Report 2smiggy November 23, 2009 2:01 PM GMT
:)
Report HRH The Lager Khan November 23, 2009 2:02 PM GMT
"Will you stop trying to grab my slippery nipple - I'll give you a sex on the beach to try instead".
Report Joe Jordan November 23, 2009 2:04 PM GMT
from the topic header above this one =

Whats the best thing to do with a nice fresh pineapple??
Report Make my hay November 23, 2009 2:05 PM GMT
Down the hatch
Report cjhornet November 23, 2009 2:05 PM GMT
lol JJ
Report snooker backer November 23, 2009 2:08 PM GMT
Had a hard day today, fancy a stiff one.
Report orioles November 23, 2009 2:18 PM GMT
"I'm Big Charlie, but you can call me Alice"
Report mitchell downie November 23, 2009 2:24 PM GMT
lol Joe, class.
Report mitchell downie November 23, 2009 2:26 PM GMT
I've had that Aliss disease recently O, think a bugs going round. Have you had Aliss?
Report Joe Jordan November 23, 2009 2:30 PM GMT
ANYONE FANCY A GAME OF NAKED LEAPFROG ?
Report mitchell downie November 23, 2009 2:32 PM GMT
Anyone else got that Aliss that's going around?
Report HRH The Lager Khan November 23, 2009 2:36 PM GMT
"What does the coq au vin taste like?"
Report HRH The Lager Khan November 23, 2009 2:57 PM GMT
The delivery driver should definately not say "I've got a load of salted nuts for you, shall I shove e'm round the back?"
Report danniellasmincepies November 23, 2009 3:10 PM GMT
straight glass please
Report Shenanigans November 23, 2009 3:11 PM GMT
Can you fill it up to the rim please, barman?
Report danniellasmincepies November 23, 2009 3:12 PM GMT
what's the best thing to do with a nice fresh pineapple
Report transmission vamp November 23, 2009 3:14 PM GMT
Would you like some head with your pint sir?
Report snooker backer November 23, 2009 3:33 PM GMT
This head is so big I'm going to have to blow some off it.
Report larry grayson November 23, 2009 3:40 PM GMT
I dont find any of this vaguely amusing.
And neither does my friend here.
Report snooker backer November 23, 2009 3:41 PM GMT
Everard?
Report Slippy Blue November 23, 2009 3:42 PM GMT
Shut that door.
Report Tony Broke November 23, 2009 4:21 PM GMT
hi my names canaryboy
Report WELSHIE1 November 23, 2009 7:56 PM GMT
:))
Report WELSHIE1 November 23, 2009 7:56 PM GMT
:)
Report shame about ray November 23, 2009 8:11 PM GMT
Apint of Fosters and a Ginger Beer please (like my wife asked for in a bar in Canal Street last year)
Report gresty241 November 23, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
good old anal treet
Report Petrus Romanus November 23, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
in a Welsh accent Right, who's up for a bit of** fun ?
Report morpteh mackem November 23, 2009 8:55 PM GMT
'what times the meat raffle ? '
Report Don No1 November 23, 2009 8:55 PM GMT
'A shot for me'
Report cunnybobbler November 23, 2009 8:56 PM GMT
"it was the queers who started aids ya know"
Report zilzal1 November 23, 2009 10:57 PM GMT
Who do you prefer, Bob Mugabe or Peter Tatchell???

Can i have **ots with *****please

Stone the crows, There's a guy in tights over there
Report no moves November 23, 2009 11:02 PM GMT
Mines a large one.
Report den perry November 23, 2009 11:03 PM GMT
cut or uncut?
Report fawwon November 23, 2009 11:05 PM GMT
Well blow me
Report 718 November 23, 2009 11:06 PM GMT
Is this thread not racist or something...?
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