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1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ..
Government Bonds ......
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12! . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ..
Government Bonds ......
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12! . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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im not a truck driver , but i agree with them all
VAGINAL SUPPORT GROUP
What to do if you think you, or someone you love, has a vagina? Having a vagina can be an absolutely frightening experience. Vagina effects all people and it doesn't discriminate. Whether you're black, white, Asian, young, old, rich, poor, or even Korean, you may already be inflicted with vagina. We at the Vagina Research Institute have spoke with several vagina'ed individuals and would like to share their advice in hopes to serve the vaginally ignorant. Here are some common questions that people with vagina have:
Will my vagina make me die?
More than likely, yes. While the purpose of the vagina is still unknown, it is a well documented fact that 100% of those inflicted with vagina, have their lives ended with death.
Why does my vagina bleed every month?
Well there are 2 schools of thought about the blood issue; 1st being that the vagina gets routinely sick of it's own smell and has developed internal ulcers that tend to bleed every month. 2nd school of thought comes from the religious right, and claims that vagina is a result of the devil and one of the devil's promises to Jesus Christ was that he would, among other things, ruin all the white jeans of everyone in the world. This is reportedly claimed in the bible, however this cannot be confirmed because no one has yet read the bible.
My car keys keep slipping out of my vagina. Any recommendations?
Quite often, people with vagina use it to keep their keys and identification card when they go out bar hopping. If your keys continue to slip out of the vaginal opening, get one of those sharp bottle opener / keychain things and, using slight force, dig a groove into the inner wall of your vagina so they can be hung there like a hat rack. And, depending on the size of your vagina, you can also use the same method to sneak your beers out of the bar.
What is likely to be found in a vagina?
I'm glad you asked. Vaginas on the whole seem to cling to those members of our society who can be construed as moody, arrogant and even downright hard to get along with. The current state of thought on the contents of the vagina tends to lead toward a bacteria that seems to tax one's common sense quite thoroughly. Researchers seem to think that vaginas may contain an undiscovered enzyme that attacks one's more cerebral or 'rational' traits and leans the individual toward irrational thinking.
Case in point: A vagina researcher once discovered that his roommate was a victim of vagina. The vagina'ed individual seemed to be relentless in her pursuit of control of the researcher, despite repeated attempts to explain that much of this asserted control was in areas in no way connected to the vagina'ed person. Eventually the vagina'ed person found a more tolerant and gullible person to take advantage of and escaped the researcher's quarters. But this episode taught us quite a bit, and we will one day learn more once we are able to hold another vaginoid in captivity.
If you suspect that you have a vagina or have any questions about your vagina, let us know! Call 1-800-VAG-INAS. Operators standing by on 24-hour call.
What to do if you think you, or someone you love, has a vagina? Having a vagina can be an absolutely frightening experience. Vagina effects all people and it doesn't discriminate. Whether you're black, white, Asian, young, old, rich, poor, or even Korean, you may already be inflicted with vagina. We at the Vagina Research Institute have spoke with several vagina'ed individuals and would like to share their advice in hopes to serve the vaginally ignorant. Here are some common questions that people with vagina have:
Will my vagina make me die?
More than likely, yes. While the purpose of the vagina is still unknown, it is a well documented fact that 100% of those inflicted with vagina, have their lives ended with death.
Why does my vagina bleed every month?
Well there are 2 schools of thought about the blood issue; 1st being that the vagina gets routinely sick of it's own smell and has developed internal ulcers that tend to bleed every month. 2nd school of thought comes from the religious right, and claims that vagina is a result of the devil and one of the devil's promises to Jesus Christ was that he would, among other things, ruin all the white jeans of everyone in the world. This is reportedly claimed in the bible, however this cannot be confirmed because no one has yet read the bible.
My car keys keep slipping out of my vagina. Any recommendations?
Quite often, people with vagina use it to keep their keys and identification card when they go out bar hopping. If your keys continue to slip out of the vaginal opening, get one of those sharp bottle opener / keychain things and, using slight force, dig a groove into the inner wall of your vagina so they can be hung there like a hat rack. And, depending on the size of your vagina, you can also use the same method to sneak your beers out of the bar.
What is likely to be found in a vagina?
I'm glad you asked. Vaginas on the whole seem to cling to those members of our society who can be construed as moody, arrogant and even downright hard to get along with. The current state of thought on the contents of the vagina tends to lead toward a bacteria that seems to tax one's common sense quite thoroughly. Researchers seem to think that vaginas may contain an undiscovered enzyme that attacks one's more cerebral or 'rational' traits and leans the individual toward irrational thinking.
Case in point: A vagina researcher once discovered that his roommate was a victim of vagina. The vagina'ed individual seemed to be relentless in her pursuit of control of the researcher, despite repeated attempts to explain that much of this asserted control was in areas in no way connected to the vagina'ed person. Eventually the vagina'ed person found a more tolerant and gullible person to take advantage of and escaped the researcher's quarters. But this episode taught us quite a bit, and we will one day learn more once we are able to hold another vaginoid in captivity.
If you suspect that you have a vagina or have any questions about your vagina, let us know! Call 1-800-VAG-INAS. Operators standing by on 24-hour call.
Why buy a cow
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
ladycakes69 23 Nov 16:54
im not a truck driver , but i agree with them all
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im not a truck driver , but i agree with them all
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