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Leave longer time periods between mouthfuls.
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There's only one cure.
Derermination and belief in yourself that you dont want to be some lardarse having heart surgery by the time you are 50. Either that or laxitives. |
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middle age spread ?
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Win enough for lipposuction - you salad dodging lardoids lack the will power to lose weight by convetional methods.
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Try and get some exercise in first thing, then it's over and done with. A 30 minute briskish walk 4-5 times a week is sufficient.
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middle age spread it is . Can it be beaten?
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Laxitives, heroin and fags should do the trick.
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Do lots of cycling , legs and buttoks look great , but that just makes my middle stick out more
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prada-willy syndrome.
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^serious condition. google it.
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You need one of those castric bands fitting dont worry if your hard up theres no need to go to all that expense of fitting it round your belly just tie it round your mouth it will work a treat, they probably haven't got one big enough for that stomach anyway.
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Take up squash, no middle aged spread.
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Take up squash
Would probably be better than alcohol , still lots of sugar in cordials though |