Bloke who said "Turkey" for everything on Family Fortunes.

lol :^0

It's great. :D Tears in my eyes.

'Guy gives turkey for 3 answers because he heard someone from the other team say it as an answer, but didn't know which question it went to'

**s never prosper ! :D

Yeah, I heard that they didn't put his headphones on properly and he heard the "chicken" answer so then spent the rest of the time thinking of an alternative as you can't repeat it else the noise will go "eeh eeeerrr" and Max will say, "Try again".

yeah certinaly makes your sides hurt, amazing people we have in this country (very bright!!). :^0

Brilliant - eyes still watering here.

The family member SEETHING is the best bit :^0

jolly funny :-)

truy unreal

classic

Not quite my favourite Family Fortunes moment though - that was;

Q: Name a dangerous race?

A: Arabs

Q. Name a bird with a long neck

A. Naomi Campbell

:^0

Q Name something people are allergic to?
A Skiing

This the single bnest moment EVER of FF.

Les: Name a type of ache.

Contestant: What?

Les: Name a type of ache.

Contestant: Err, i don't undertand the question.

Les: Ache, a type of ache.

Contestant: Err, fillet of fish.


The contestant was ABSOLUTELY SEETHING too. Classic. UYnfortnately it's not on youtube. Should be tho. Bruilliant stuff.

just watched the turkey guy, classic.

anyone ever seen the elephant keeper guy on blue peter when it p issed on the floor?that still creases me up

The Brian Dowling one was funny as well - "Name a type of bean?"

"Lesbean"

cliff, i don't get that one...

Hake. lol

You'll never beat the old girl who was asked to name something red, and said
"My cardigan" :-)

Q - Name a famous Arthur
A - Shakespeare !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3eNuuQdApo&feature=related

the dumb blonde

That is brilliant, wit-ham
Even the funnier doctor line is bettered

Poor woman

i pmsl at" he gave me something"

http://www.dadams.co.uk/family-fortunes/

Something you open other than a door?
Your bowels


Brilliant.

You know, I forgot something that isn't on this clip. They missed off the piece where Max explains that the holiday they would win (or not) is two weeks.... in TURKEY! I'm not joking if you can find the full clip. :D :D

My favourite:-

Q- Name something a blind person might use?

A- A sword!!!

lol ur boy is fuming!

I was on a tv quiz & I was asked " how long was the 30 years war "


I said 33 years :(

Disapointed with the turkey clip, though it was pretty carp to be honest.

Carp? More likely to have one of those at the beach I suppose. I haven't been with a Turkey before (unless Lamby was there I suppose).

Q Name a sport that uses a black ball:
A Darts.

I have played darts in the Black Bull, does that count.

name something you wouldnt try twice

sex on a train

well goring you wont be allowed to join our dart's club

i saw a bit of the all start family fortunes yesterday and the question was
Name something made out of wool
and some woman who went first ,so had plenty of things to go for said,
Cotton Wool

mind you my mrs said sheep which i thought was ridiculous but that was 2nd top answer

probably not as funny as those already mentioned but Rowan Atkinson appeared on Richard and Judy in the character of Mr Bean ........... Brian Turner was the cook that day and was bust rustling something up in the studio .................. Mr Bean insisted on showing everyone something delicious that he could cook ...... (I think it may have been beans on toast) ......... what made it so funny was the reaction of Brian Turner who was extremely pompous and upset.

whats the video where her boobs fall out