What are the shortest and longest times you've stayed in one job

shortest 2 days
longest 3 years

shortest 45 minutes
longest 6 years

also P/T entertainment work for 20 years

I can beat that Charles.. Insurance salesman (cold calling telephone kind) 45 mins.. didn't make it padstthe 'induction'! Longest. Current position. Only reason haven't been fired over last 20 years is that I'm the boss! :)

That's not what Anne told me :^0

:D

shortest 2 weeks
longest 6 years

I did a labouring job - backfilling a trench in america for 3 hours. Didn't get the sack just was walking down the street and asked if thy wanted any help - Was hard work with some brazillians there too - 15 bucks an hour - but he paid me sixty bucks. Not bad I suppose. Does that count?

Longest job about 24 months I suppose on the Channel Tunnel Rail Link

Shortest - 1 four hour shift
Longest 25 years

shortest - 1 min. Fell over the step as I walked through the main door and knocked myself out. Far too ashamed to return.

longest - 13 years

4 hours in a factory
15 years as a bathroom fitter

Job?

15 years with Prudential before being made redundant - Went it alone as an IFA/Mortgage Adviser in 2000, which is really a continuation without an employer... almost 25 years if counted.

Shortest a few hours as a professional punter :D

"shortest - 1 min. Fell over the step as I walked through the main door and knocked myself out. Far too ashamed to return."

:^0

For me, shortest 1 week, longest 3 weeks :|

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had 3 jobs
5years
5years
9 years still going

Turned up at my new job as a delivery driver for a kitchen fitters firm. Told to reverse van up to shutters which i did then was told to help load van.When i pointed out this was not in my contract and was specifically told not to do anything other than drive was told "like it or lump it" so i fecked off. Reversing van 10 yards= 30 seconds.

I've ad my job, well worked my way up, in the same firm for 25 years in a few weeks.
Lasted about 6 weeks in a pert-time job once. Didn't like it so I left.

8 years and 13 years and counting

3 months printers
16 yrs govt. agency
5 yrs ambulance service and still there...

Alastair Down visited to John Oxxs' yard recently. Johns father had the yard before him.

2 members of the stable staff have been there 44 and 46 years.

I don't think anybody on here will top that.

I imagine John Oxx is a great boss who inspires loyalty

20mins
29 years 4 months and 1 week

My mate has been in the same job for 33 years.
porter at Leeds genral Infirmary,he is part of the furnichture*

geez some of you must be well into your 50's by the sound of it

I've heard stories about that place huggy :0

1 day

8 years

Shortest, 8 months as a postman. They refused to supply me with a uniform, (which was fine :^0), because I scored 100% on the entry test and they said I would never stick it out with them. Then I was run over by one of the lorries in the parking bay driven by a lunatic, and my manager wouldn't let anyone call an ambulance or even take me home. Seemed like a good reason to quit.

Longest, 16 years as recording studio technician/ engineer/ manager which I am still am today. No where near as much money in the industry as there used to be, but I still would never give it up. Had a brilliant if somewhat surreal time.

I have been in my job since the 8th of the 8th 1988, im sad.

self employed for 20 years , lovely boss

Change your username

He started when he was one, Charlie.

Happy birthday nestor

braindead

5 minutes - doorman at mothercare
5 years - poncing off parents

Big Charlie 21 Nov 11:54
Shortest - general labourer - 4 hours
Longest - warehouse supervisor - 2 companies for 6 years each
Longest service (full and part time) for a bookie - 35 years

...and a lifetime liar. BIG CHARLIE really must learn to get his story straight....

Shortest....don't know
Longest.... 15 yrs RAF

pussycat 22 Nov 16:53

...and a lifetime liar. BIG CHARLIE really must learn to get his story straight....

Where is the lie pussycat ?

pussycat should apologise imo or face a forum ban

pussycat 22 Nov 16:53


Big Charlie 21 Nov 11:54
Shortest - general labourer - 4 hours
Longest - warehouse supervisor - 2 companies for 6 years each
Longest service (full and part time) for a bookie - 35 years

...and a lifetime liar. BIG CHARLIE really must learn to get his story straight....



Most pathetic & pointless post of 2009
would anyone like to second that ?

BIG CHARLIE couldn't lie straight in bed...

The guy likes to make up stories about being a 'diamond geezer' yet when push comes to shove can never back up his statements.

Professes undying love for Muhammed Ali but would never countenance a female member of his family marrying him?!!!

Argues about the removal of my threads then claims it wasn't him who told tales...

The guy just cannot be trusted as all nazis cannot be trusted.

^^^ grass
stalker
nutjob

the cat has a serious problem :(

I've never had a job working for someone else in 30 years - since I left school . And I have never claimed a single penny off the social, either.