Isn't it great they've got the Large Hadron Collider working again?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8371662.stm

we might get sucked in a black hole :(

I usually have to pay for that to happen.

Or create antimatter that can be stolen by a mad monk from the vatican.

And on the first day god created the big-bang, and a few billion years later - mankind :)

CERN Fact Sheet:


What are they looking for with the Large Hadron Collider?

Someone called Higgs Boson.


Why cant they find him?

Because they believe that Higgs Boson doesnt get on with modern technology at all, and is somehow able to sabotage the Large Hadron Collider whenever it gets close to finding him.


What makes them think this?

Every time they switch it on to try to find him, it blows a fuse and they cant get it started again. They also believe this is why none of their watches, mobile phones or computers work after such an event.


Are they sure they will ever find Higgs Boson at CERN?

No. They are already looking into the possibility that he may have changed his name and moved to Stoke.

http://www.williamhenry.net/art_dis-cerning.html

''William Henry''
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