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19 Nov 08
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right i am not racist in any way - kramer got took to court for alleged racist remarks in his stand up show - this is his speech in court.
do u agree/disagree with wat he says? - imo there is nowt racist in this but speaks alot of truths some garbage but alot of truth,wat u think.....remember he said this stood up in court as defense
How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans.
You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," Caveman" ..And that's OK.
But when I call you, Nig...,** Towel head, Sand-nig..., Camel Jockey, Beaner,** or**...
You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United**College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You Have Yom Hashoah
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television). We'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day ..You would call us racists. If we had White History Month
We'd be racists. If we had any organization for only whites to "advance" OUR lives
We'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, And then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that? If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships ... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US. Yet if there were "White colleges" ..
THAT would be a racist college. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights.
You would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're Not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride ..
You call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society.
You call him a racist.
I am proud. But, you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists?
There is nothing improper about this subject.
do u agree/disagree with wat he says? - imo there is nowt racist in this but speaks alot of truths some garbage but alot of truth,wat u think.....remember he said this stood up in court as defense
How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans.
You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," Caveman" ..And that's OK.
But when I call you, Nig...,** Towel head, Sand-nig..., Camel Jockey, Beaner,** or**...
You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United**College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You Have Yom Hashoah
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television). We'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day ..You would call us racists. If we had White History Month
We'd be racists. If we had any organization for only whites to "advance" OUR lives
We'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, And then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that? If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships ... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US. Yet if there were "White colleges" ..
THAT would be a racist college. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights.
You would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're Not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride ..
You call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society.
You call him a racist.
I am proud. But, you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists?
There is nothing improper about this subject.
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this would be great if he had made that speech in court- however thats just an internet spoof
however i agree with everything said |
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It seems the guy who plays Kramer is very high up in the Masons.
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And semi-literate.
That's the major punishment for making a racist slip, idiots attribute their own **wittery to you. |
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You have to admit he was very good as Kramer, Sparky. It was extremely funny when he ate all of Jerry's breakfast cereal.
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lol - i remember that episode :)
so is that speech made up then? |
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I'll have to fess up that I was never really that into Seinfeld, I thought it was funny, but not that funny, which is odd in itself. Many people think it the best show ever, for me it was just another punchy US sitcom.
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I'll reply in a minute, Sparky...off to get some soup...from the Soup Nazi !
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see I've heard of that character. Played by John Gaunt I recall.
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Ok - that's good time I've made there - tomato veg it is.
Yeah - I've been reading some Harlan Ellison stuff (science fiction writer) and he hates Seinfeld - he thinks it's repetitive and puerile. They're a bit patchy - you get clusters of good and bad ones. It has such a big reputation - there is even a book, "The Philosophy of Seinfeld" (or similar) where various academics consider the bankrupt lifestyles of the characters...there's one episode where George does the OPPOSITE of his normal behaviour - and everything works out for him. |
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The bizarro-world Seinfeld was good...where Elaine makes friends with replica Jerry, George, and Kramer - except they're all happy, friendly people who hug each other, etc.
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Giddy up!!
Seinfeld IS THE greatest comedy ever Kramer (if he did indeed say that) is correct. Ah Neuman!! |
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"The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."
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Of course he didn't, he may be racist, but he's not that stupid. Who is that even supposed to be addressed to?
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"wallets went out with powdered wigs"
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you have to protect the minorities innit
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"the jimmy" is my favourie seinfeld episode
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J0w2xTexfAg go to 1:50 |
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"when they pull out that needle, i let the explitives fly"
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As a speech that makes intelligent points - 3/10 (there's the odd valid thing in amongst the $hite)
As a rallying call and focal point for all morons who can't think understand a concept that is above Key Stage 3 - 10/10 |
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^ As a well constructed sentence - 0/10
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George Costanza - comedy genius
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Racist thread IMHO.
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What were the chances? Posted almost exactly a year apart.
I read this but didn't post on it. Most unseemly. :p |
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George Costanza, my hero!
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SAD State of affair's when you can't Open your mouth,
And Who was it that gave these people a Hand Up ? S oft C ock's - Good for nothing's |
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It sounds like that speech that appears on here every 3 months or so and so has been attributed to John Howard as well as about 10 different US state governors.
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Hated seinfeld, but Kramer was the best thing in it for sure.
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:)
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