sex...

i cant get enough rats in sex myself

Everything said so far is odd

if you do it right as a guy,it is proper good, but most guys I expect never get to that stage

really whats odd

i had sex once - felt really nice

ps my extensive investigations have revealed that the 'missionary position' is best for ooooooh yeeeah baby sensations

cant feel a bloody thing when she's on top - may as well have a tommy

To a man, sleep after sex is the best sleep. Because if you haven't had a sh@g before sleep, you lie awake wondering how can this be possible, as there must be ugly people everywhere humping whilst you are going through a famine, and conclude life is very unfair.

minger ^^^^^

troll ^^^^

lady

I just didnt understand the sleeping stuff you were saying.

Though I assume you mean sometimes youd rather have a kip?

get lost lads, this ones mine

or if its bad she falls asleep

she means ,women go to bed dreading the wandering hand on there breast, thinking god I said I was tired

lol yes as i said sometimes us tyrants of sex need a little kip , oh if your named the game , you can be excused!!

Tyrant of Sex.

lol

you do know that 'the game' means prostitution as in 'on the game'. he's a rentboy

im starting to believe that tvf

A mute couple moved in together. After the early passion of the relationship had died down a little, the woman communicated it might be a good idea to establish some signs for each other as to if they were 'in the mood' or not. She told him to each night to lightly touch her left breast if he wanted sex, or her right breast if not. He told her to pull once on his**if she wanted sex, or pull on his**fifty times if not.

sex is soooo last year imo.

sleep is the new sex.