have u ever touched another man's 'john thomas'?

ps yr dads doesnt count obviously

why would you ever touch your dads?

Yeah but it was only for 10 minutes or so

You did touch it with your mouth though, so can't have been a complete accident.

my uncle gary gave me 4 baht and said i could be in his gang if i touched his winky!

"..swore i'd never do it again in case i turned gay!"

now of course you either are gay or have disproved the less than clinical theory?

i got offered a gobble in an alleyway by a gay.
declined the invitation

cant beat a bit of cottaging!...or so im told!