The Durex Handicap - Peter Cook

Brillant.

One of my all time faves. Glad to see its made it onto Youtube :)

Used to love Derek and Clive, a real reminder of years gone by.

Hello Colin..

I won't change your sheets again Mr Hastings.

I said, "Dolly, would you get a Polaroid of that?"

Lobsterissimis Bummakissimus

coming home with your hair matted in spvnk is all part of the match selling business.

I had a photograph of Clement Atlee

"Get out the cab!"
I always say that when I want some cvnt to get out the cab.

I have Ad Nauseam and Come Again on vinyl LP. A mate gave them to me when his new girlfriend didn't approve.

me too EGG and I've also got them as mp3s with the first one. Superb stuff. I was listening to the In the Cubicle sketch on my car radio laat week and had tears rolling down my cheeks.

And I said to him, with all the dignity I could muster, 'Is this really any way to run a ****ing ballroom?'

'I said look officer, if you can't see what's afoot here, you can **** off out of the force'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNX4X5qcynE

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