excluding sex what feels so good?

Ripping a womans knickers off is also very difficult to beat.

excuse me? a line in the bogs?

the crapper

lmao can u do it in one go king?

coke

i can rip them off with my teeth

doing coke, that kills so many innocents in Columbia

is cigarette smoking worse?

I knew what a line in the bogs was canaryboy

dont do coke, but why any would its cut to peices

:D

why did you ask then?

am like "excuse me?" broadcast that disgusting affliction on this forum?

sure old greggs will let you practice ;)

Old Greggs is a good friend :)

isn't that a bit unhygenic kingfisher?

nice try punter :D

How?

evski 19 Nov 21:30
nice try punter

:^0

I did know what a line on the bog was

dancing in a club and feeling the bass is also a feeling thats difficult to beat

yes i agree epsecially when the old cheesy music is on whoooo

Lady can i ask you a question?
that you might not want to answer?

woooooooooooo

yes go for it kingfisher

obviously extacy feels incredible. Not that it exists in this country anymore.

I know were not supposed to include sex but sex on extacy is unbeatable.

have you wore red fishnet tights?

thats me asking by the way

yes of course punter

Why did you meet that bloke from here, i saw some of the things he wrote and thought it was bang out of order? Did he come across as a nice bloke at first. Sorry for asking.

kingfisher will be needing to put his pint in the freezer!

ohh um its a long story , when are you on about , last sat when we was meant to meet up?

a full body massage - wonderful

no i mean a while back, wont say his name.

kingfisher, am actually a nice guy

but every now and again, I behave like a real cvnt(which I don't like doing), but the women love it

well the man in question , i already knew him before i joined betfair , we got back in touch on facebook , have known him for ten years or so now

okay Lady i just wondered
Punter what women?I treat women with respect if it doesnt work fair do's its just how i was brought up.

very true , men should show women respect i think , no need for rudeness , and kingfisher thats ok , you can ask anytime :)

am brought up to treat women properly too, it does work in northumberland and perhaps county Durham

but I have moved northwards to Scotland, and in a city, and well behaved, but doesnt work, so I thought I'd behave like a turd-bucket for a week, and women loved it

but I didn't enjoy behaving like a turd-bucket, please note that

you seem decent lady, just find it bizarre people think your a truck driver whats that all about?

not in the boudois, there women should be treated like the dirty ho's they all are.

ladycakes69 19 Nov 21:47
very true , men should show women respect i think , no need for rudeness

it's certainly not working that way in my area ladycakes

boudoir

Punter the women you mix with lol

all this treat them mean stuff wears thing after a year or so , am thinking ** it now , aw thanks kingfisher , its a women on a mans world on here , hence why they think im a trucker , im not :(

lol punter some women like being treated mean , i do but as he just stated only in the bodouir !!

Whats Oxford like Lady do you have your own house?

oxford's ok bit ** yes i have a flat that i live in no house though as yet

Is it like a high rise type thing?

no , were second floor which means im at the top and two under me weird ay

do you ever see any famous people in Oxford?

yes but the nice women tend to be too quiet and shy, you don't know what they're thinking

it could be "fυck off!" or "am dead shy, so shy, that the others will think they have a better chance"

blimey nope did meet anne diamond , but shes not really famous lol

Why do women seem to be**y when in a group, or do they just try and knock me down a peg or two?

i get that too kingfisher!, laugh back at her, she'll be shying away right enough

iced water straight from the tap on a frosty night

giving something nice to a total stranger - i once gave 2 wimbledon centre court tickets to a mother and young teenage daughter - they were standing with a bad view at an outside court - the kids face!-felt great for ages- and i've never told anyone in 'real' life

watching sunrise on a deserted tropical island off Malaysia - just holding hands and saying nothing- realising how empty it might have been alone

knocking on an old mates door unexpectedly - in NZ

cooking freshly caught fish over a beach fire

walking out from work for the last time

Led Zep live

Mosco Flyer going up Chelters Hill

evening in St Marks Square in the rain

those 3 shots per golf round which keep you coming back

shooting stars shower

feeding the cat at 5am and then realising what i am doing

just losing at scrabble to my aged dad - again !

GOING INTO A PUB WITHOUT ANY CIGGY SMOKE

Sea the stars winning the International at York, was like watching a gladiator, knew he was the best.

punterfleecer 19 Nov 21:59
i get that too kingfisher!, laugh back at her, she'll be shying away right enough

however I have noticed once or twice that Gregg's come on and you're on, you two suddenly disappear for a good while

it's obvious that you have decided to check her on MSN and you 2 chat on there

so you look weak, and don't deny it, (how many times have I got to say that?)

I'd have loved to have seen STS

Dunno what you mean Punter?

kingfisher 23 19 Nov 22:05
Dunno what you mean Punter?

of course you wouldn't

do you chat to Greggs on another communication apart from Betfair?

Imfao
I have some photos of the horse on the day, ill email you them one day

No just here, she seems nice :)

rightio, try it on if you like

lol

cheers

i can get some photos , thanks
as an aside:

i'd love to go to Langchamp for the Arc

I like her because she never judges me, a wonderful quality Punter.

Seriously when Mick Kinane walked him up and down the half furlong after the race the horse was like look at me, sureal to watch :)

dont LIE that you only talk to greggs on here

please

are you sure you want to call me a LIAR? Isnt that slander, see you in Strasbourg.

punter, give up alcohol

kingfisher 23 19 Nov 22:12
are you sure you want to call me a LIAR? Isnt that slander, see you in Strasbourg.

Yes, can I bring my favourite Matchball along?

:D

pretend fights with my nephews
fish and *****
england wnning at sport

fights with my nephews
fish and *****
pretend england wnning at sport

^

lol

In bed with someone all day feels like nothing else in the world matters, only time i ever get that feeling.

KICKING THE F@CK OUT OF KIDDY FIDDLERS

Warm Mars Bar sticking to the roof of your mouth.

laughing at morons who think they are kickin the shyt out of a kiddie fiddler but then get arrested for attacking a peadiatrician

kingfisher 23 19 Nov 22:25
In bed with someone all day feels like nothing else in the world matters, only time i ever get that feeling.

gets boring 15mins after you wake up with her, depends how sleepy you are, but if theres a pint waiting for you at some bar, easy to run away from the bed

is that deep fried orioles?

womens soft skin, will never be beaten surely.

women are no better too, if theres a sales on and theres a queue, they'd sure as hell run away from you for that!

ken poon 19 Nov 22:29


KICKING THE F@CK OUT OF KIDDY FIDDLERS

At least they dont speed when driving past schools.......

actually Kingifsher, I think I sussed you out

if you appaear starry eyed with any women you meet, they hate that

if you meet a woman, you need to be like "you work for me as well as I have to work to get you"

make it it's 50/50, don't be all lovey dovey

Punter id rather stay in bed all day with a woman that stand in a bar with a pint mate.

I was on detachment at some RAF station many years ago and I went to the bog for a sh!te...during the course of my dump I noticed a square panel of wood that was loose on the back wall....further investigation revealed a sizeable stash of p0rn hidden behind it...that was particularly satisfying.

How fecked in the head do you have to be to take a question about nice things and have your first thought be about beating up paedos? Typing it in capitals just helps add to that escaped mental patient look.

Do you want to lend my big stick Punter to fight off the females :D

LF you never fail to make me laugh, superb stuff :)

investigation revealed a sizeable stash of p0rn hidden behind it

Given the location that might well have contained the most varied amount of various bodily function stains ever seen on one document.

I have a feeling, LF, our hero would struggle to knock the skin off a rice pudding.

how can I lend a big stick? unless it's mine?

very simple english

lend or borrow

why can't English people distinguish it?

if you borrow me a grammer buk my bird says she will learn me english.

maybe im worthless Punter.

am aff for the night

ladycakes yoou dont dream about**ing do you?

did you mean honking

when you lick a woman's ** for the first time

Im off to bed.