Unrequited Love...

burst piles morning after a vindaloo

Sounds better.

Wanna tell us the whole story, my friend?

No because it makes me seem pathetic :^0

Oh go on. We won't judge. We are here to help. Our advice could chabge everything.

Unless he's pining for Keeley ;)

Not really an interesting story behind it, pretty boring. I can't stop thinking about a girl I know but she doesn't feel the same way, simple as that. Makes you feel empty.

Reality bites. Have you considered someone fatter or less attractive?

Oh no!!!! Old Masters wants to be your boyfriend!!!

More exclamation marks = funnier, right?

More exclamation marks equals more alarming and frightening. You dirty scrubber chatting up a boy on Betfair.

Jealouser imo.

No son I ain't jealous of you chatting up another boy. Relieved it ain't me more like!!

Ken Masters 19 Nov 15:44
Reality bites. Have you considered someone fatter or less attractive?


Tis not that. I think she's hot but she's not exactly swarming with people chasing her, just not interested in a relationship at the minute(with me at least)

How you know her through work?? Friends??

Move on. The only thing you can do.

Yes work, went to the same school but I didn't really know her then.

Am concotting a plan for you here. Are you the same age? Same interests?

Plan is no use tbh. She already turned me down once, I don't want to end up some stalker guy :^0

So you actually asked her out??

Yep a while back, hence the "doesn't feel the same" comment.

Get her drunk at the office Christmas party then has to be your only hope.

There is a thin line between that and rape :^0

Seriously though I just want to forget about her, pretty hard though.

No, there isn't!!!!! Do that, get it on with her and she MAY see you in a totally different light. What have you got to lose.

his cherry

freedom!

My dignity. Right now I don't look like a desperate loser in work, keep going and I will.

is there anything worse?

when they actually go out with u is when the problems start.

just be grateful - her blowing u out and making u look a laughing stock in front of all yr work colleagues, has at least spared u all the heartbreak and pain that normally is involved with relationships.

have a nice day!

:^0

Watch out, Barney's plans normally involve rohypnol and a marrow.

Believe me I'm sure that everyone you work with has got enough troubles of their own. They won't care about you and her.

wolsey's plans involve the same, but you need a cellar as well

Umm, excuse me, Roger.

The Magic Flea 19 Nov 16:04
wolsey's plans involve the same, but you need a cellar as well

I don't have a cellar :(

Lots of love and concern on this thread imo.

Yes, there is. we keen to help and assist the lad.