can anybody tell me what talent colleen rooney has?

TA&C

say shes great on her back!

Shopping

what talent should she have then? wayne"s childhood sweet heart innit

maybe a scouser that isn't a thieving beech?

why is she always on tv!!!!!!!! **g ugly b1tch living off someone elses talent

DP OWO and CIM

If you think back, she had a very hard time at first with the papers**ging her off all the time.

Then in the run-up to the last World Cup, it dawned on the papers that if they wanted interviews with Wayne Rooney, then maybe they ought to tone it down a bit.

In fact, since then, all the wags have had an easier time of it.

what channels is she on

trick pelvis.

she beat ant and dec on wii table tennis, 3 nil - without a bat! apparently, the calving of wayne jr has caused a slight problem with her service, though, so the geordie oompah-loompahs are keen on a rematch before she has had chance to tighten up downstairs.

wd make a good postie imo

bound to be good at changing wheels

A vile creature who went through most of Ronney's family before deciding to settle on him.

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