New GF deffo does have fake breasts..

Are you going out with her or her t!ts , if its the latter your blowing your worries totally out of all proportion.

And does undercarriage self lubricate or do you need a fistful of Swarfega up the mangina?

Is she Paul Gascoigne?

no yes no

is she Alan Carr ?

no

1.01 Thai ladyboy

no, also.

ladycakes ?

how can u not know if ur GF has fakes or not? sounds like you have fallen in love with a "female friend" who has no intention of letting you find out.......

by 2nd date you should know, and GF status shouldnt happen until way after 5th or 6th date....

no.. getting tiresome. i was hoping some chitchatter could offer their thoughts on this topic, maybe share some experinces of similar situations.. rathere than these slightly odd, and somewhat insulting random questions!

personally it would put me off her. Shows a weakness of the mind

roger moore, why dont you read the post again. I can 100% tell (although we havent verbally discussed it)...the reason is because of look as well as feel.. thought that bit was obvious!

OK Mitt, to answer you question honestly and fulsomely:

No, I couldn't give a fk what your girlfriend's tiits are made of.

HTH.

does she use betfair SP ?

Does she know where all the white dog poo went?

^ Masters' first truly funny post alert :^0

:^0 capt f & pool

More importantly does she know where minjita went? The current official chit chat comedian is some nork called Ken Masters who is nowhere near as funny.

be funny if KM was being 'clever'.. however most likely, judging by his intellect shown on other topics, he genuinely misunderstood the question.

my bird has fakes.... u will notice little scar below, and when she lies down, they wont move!!...

plus there will be gap between them, thats always there.....

this is school boy stuff....

No, that's something else entirely.

post photo's

that will help forum decide

actually asian operation style is different (there is no question they are fakes though).. scar is along the armpit apparantly, and there is no unnatural gap between. however they never ever move..!!

The real question to be asked is why are you discussing your girlf's knockers on betfair? Thinly veiled (insert insult here) thread/pointless 'fish' imo.

ok, does she never wear a bra? as with fakes, u basically no longer need a bra......

something to do and interested in others thoughts! better to ask strangers who will never meet her than friends who will gleefully lap up the info and inappropriately stare.
sorry, is the topic out of keeping with the other more cerebral contributions on chit chat?

alex69 - The real question to be asked is why are you discussing your girlf's knockers on betfair?

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yes, this subject should really be on facebook.

Roger, ive said already they are 100% deffo fake!! and yesterday she told me she wasnt wearing abra at work..

anyway, im more interested in peoples opinion about wether it would matter to them!

Well, now she has three.

does it matter? erm, why should it?

essentially we go out with wimmin for their looks and not their personalities. if a bloke went out with a woman because she was a decent human being, then 98% of the male population would be single.

i dont see the page 3 totty with carpets like 2 aspirins on an ironing board, so big bangers are a definite positive. when u go out, though, watch her poke them out towards any male at every possible opportunity. dont try and get too paranoid - its just wimmin.