funniest ever joke by a 6 year old

he was correct the Magp** :D

How much would he pay for fish and *****then? Is he taking into account the posh type you get at decent restaurants?

lol, yes it was november and they were queing outside magpie

is that one still by the train station, cant recall the name lovely though

Whitby Fisheries, perhaps.

Or the one on the front? Trenchers?

trenchers that the one :)

MY parent's lodger works there!

TRENCHERS, are you sure that isnt the gay pub near the harbour

Whitby Fisheries was the bomb of a lunchtime. *****and scraps 30p!

funny old world sparkmaster lol

30p, sparky, showing your age

True...:-(

Id love to live in Whitby beautiful place, my uncle had a gaff in Staithes

My mate loves going to Whitby for the slot machines. He's 21 but craves the sight of spinning fruit. :^0

i love the horse game when mine always slows down about 6 inches off the line.

we also went to robin hoods bay " is this where robin hood came for his holidays dad ", "no son", " why was robin hood gay "," he wasnt gay, son " " you said he was "," will you shut up about robin hood ",hes stopping with his nan next time

lol, wish you wouldn't keep going missing yorky.

have u got some japanese ancestry ?

Not a joke, just that some kids think different to what you think they should.

I remember my mrs saying to our grand-daughter last year, when she was 5, as she showed her the new fish tank.

'Is that your new fish, he's a lovely colour, all gold.' my mrs said.

Grand-daughter rolled her eyes and said 'He's a goldfish nanny, thats why it's gold.'

My mrs said 'I see. What's his name?'

'He hasn't got a name.' she replied

'Why not, can't you find one you like ?' asked my mrs.

'No, he's got no ears and can't hear me anyway.'

'Grandad can't hear me at times.' my mrs said

She said 'But grandads got ears..........big ones.' and laughed.

Which proves that I can be more amusing than my mrs, without even speaking. :)